cosmo

short for cosmotologist, mainly used for high end hair stylists or at high end beauty schools to describe the students "cosmos".

Paul Mitchell Cosmo girls are so hot.

by Cosmo Girl, Holla. July 28, 2005

cosmopolitan

Similar to a strawberry shortcake, but in this case you cum on a black girls face and then punch her in the nose so that the blood runs down her face so that you have chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry mixed together.

Yeah...i was doin Laquisha last night and gave her a massive cosmopolitan!!

by fleshdizzle January 22, 2009

Cosmon

A greek that is atypically lazy; lacking motivation for things excluding food sleep and sex. Interests are peaked with spanikopita and tzatziki sauce.

Dude wake up class started an hour ago; your being a Cosmon.

by A_BAD_A_BAD_ May 29, 2011

cosmo

One universally cool and trendy chick who knows about everyone and everything, she's really well liked and just hell cool in general

Probably from the word cosmopolitan/cosmos

That girl over there, she's real cosmo

by Sad loner boy March 9, 2019

cosmo

the best damn fat black cat eva

Look at that cute cosmo kitty

by idk June 23, 2004

Cosmo

He is a thicc dirty daddy. Very kind, funny, and amazing In general

Dang he’s a cosmo for sure!

by Hot sister Cheeto March 9, 2019

cosmonaut

An alcoholic beverage that mixes vodka and tang.

Tang = An astronaut's favorite.
Vodka = Russian alcohol
Cosmonaut = Russian astronaut.

Hence Tang + Vodka = Cosmonaut.

Man, Mike is so white trash. He was drinking cosmonauts in the middle of the afternoon yesterday.

by Amystopheles July 20, 2008