Corked bat

An erection made hard with the help of Viagra. You can be drunk and full of pills and still fuck if you are swingib with a corked bat

I was fucked up drunk and on percocets but I could still lay pipe cause I was swinging with a corked bat.

by Jacky Treehorn June 16, 2003

corking the bat

dildo insertion into the head of the penis well into the urethra (utilizing a pumping action) for the purpose of sexual gratification.

man, that carzy chick corked my bat something fierce. I cannot urinate with ease at the moment.

by david baas June 24, 2003

cork sorker

A less offensive synonym for "cock sucker."

A homosexual man who is particularly gifted at pleasing other men with oral sex.

"You . . . , you, . . . you, cork sorker!!"

"Don't pass out drunk when Shaun is around. You might wake up with your pants around your ankles. He is such a cork sorker!"

"I thought janey was good at giving head! But then I had the good fortune of experiencing Mike's lips and tongue. He's a master cork sorker!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 04, 2010

Sperm Cork

A person who acts as a 'sperm cork' prevents ejaculation via any means neccessary.

Richard Dunne was such a sperm cork when he tried taking pictures of Jo Cole eloping with Harriet Goldwin.

by SuperDanNoxt July 15, 2010

anal cork

A specially made cork thats inserted into ones butt because they are afraid off gay men who try to stick there gay sausage in a straight mans rump.

Unknowingly walk into a gay night club and and suddenly become swarmed by hungry gay fucks who try and force there man meat in your ass, quickly deploy your anal cork, and penetration will be avoided.

by Cock Johnson III April 02, 2005

Pop the Cork

To have sex with a female partner when she is mensturating requiring the removal of her tampon.

Jessica was so hot and I so horny, I could not resist and asked her to pop the cork.

by Jimmy Dink March 09, 2017

Cork Suckers

Jack offs so addicted to cricket,they see balls and guys chasing them too often with questionable state of mind.

My Roomates are such Cork Suckers that they stay up all night watchin reruns of cricket and worships one of the midgets swingin his gay bat.

by Araknus July 29, 2011