Copper Goblin

Meth heads, tweakers and junkies have a penchant for precious metals and other bartering goods, copper, in particular. They can be seen rummaging through dumpsters around industrial complexes but are most commonly spotted under the hood of a Kia in a nightclub parking lot. Typical markings include: someone else’s discarded cigarette butt hanging, stuck to their bottom lip; shorts so dirty you wonder how they could possibly get that way; a ripped football T-shirt from a Super Bowl in the 90’s; and sometimes during breeding season, a white plastic ‘thank you’ bag tied in a knot filled with various unknown goods. Juveniles have a full set of teeth; adults have few to no teeth. One particularly unique trait of this goblin is a distinct musk gland that emits an odor akin to lukewarm scrotum and industrial paint thinner. If one sees a questionable act they must shout in an authoritative voice from a distance or shine bright light upon the subject in question. If the subject proceeds to scatter towards a nearby chain link fence holding their arms to their chest with a full ripped t shirt of scrap metal like a frightened squirrel- one has positively identified a Copper Goblin.

I drove by the cemetery on my way home and observed a breeding pair of copper goblins eying the iron entry gates.

We stopped at Home Depot the other day, when we walked by the dumpster we could hear the rummaging of an entire herd of copper goblins!

Did you know that copper goblins, when molting from larva to adult, can lose up to one tooth per week while consuming more than half their body weight in raw amphetamines?

by Fishingwithdabrigs June 25, 2023

copperating

Turning into a literal lump of pure copper metal via a painful transmutation.

Max is a real bozo whenever he is copperating

by StoatStoatStoat June 26, 2023

Searching for copper wire coils

Used when someone is picking their pants out of their crack without knowing/disregard for others perception

I can’t go out with Jim, he’s always searching for copper wire coils. It’s gross, but admittedly funny that he thinks nobody sees him do it.

by Bairlyfunny May 31, 2024

Copper Pill

Copper Pillers are devoid of emotions and are apathetic due to the current state of the world. They stop caring about anything and everything, which includes politics, dating, and life. They don't garner much attention, as they don't draw attention to themselves. So, they exist for the sake of existing.

Jack: Have you ever heard of Copper Pillers?
Frank: No.
Jack: Exactly.

by Mister Arbiter June 12, 2024

copper nanotube

A highly offensive and vulgar slang term, referring obliquely to the female genitalia, but used as a derogatory insult towards a person, regardless of gender. (Origin: "Nanotubes" are widely abbreviated as "NT". Chinese researchers invented a copper chemical symbol "Cu", which they abbreviated as "CuNT").

"Hillary is a filthy copper nanotube."

by AethelredTheUnready July 12, 2024

Copper Eater

A Copper Eater is someone, intentionally or not, eats pussy while it's menstruating.

Dude you ever eaten your girl while she's bleeding?

Hell no that's nasty! Why?

I did for the first time last night. Wasn't that bad.

Fucking nasty ass copper eater

by Abs0lut3 July 18, 2024

COPPER V

Copper v is the lowest rainbow 6 siege rank in the game. usually people in this rank have the brain capacity of a jellyfish or play like they've never touched a controller in there life. It's like calling someone a numb skull or brain dead.

"Soooo were in copper v BALRIGHT"

by DESTROYLONELYYY May 1, 2025