concert vagina

The concert vagina is a woman who pretends to be one of the guys in order to get attention from a group of single and/or "unavailable" men in situations where the female/girlfriend element is intentionally absent. Akin to a concert pianist, a concert vagina earns this title by consistently positioning herself at center stage in a group of enthralled spectators.

Trademark moves of the concert vagina include inviting herself to poker night and showing up in a miniskirt holding a six pack of your favorite beer. In this manner, the concert vagina is able to advertise herself as the best of both worlds. Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like the concert vagina?

by roxemil February 28, 2008

concursion

An agreement upon agreeing, upon which you agree.

-"This evening has been phantasmagorical."
-"Thank you for hanging out with me. It really has been."
-"Concursion!"

by bcooke24 December 26, 2007

concrastinating

The opposite of procrastinating. Doing things that you need to get done as early as possible in order to free up time for future shenanigans, tom foolery, and lollygagging.

Paul was concrastinating his essay due on friday because he knew there was a ripper at ski house thursday night, and he wanted to rage!

by john557 April 15, 2009

Concern Troll

A person who, under the guise of "concern" makes negative, condescending, or rude statements to another. Often used as a more socially acceptable version of fat/skinny shaming but has a wide range of possible usages.

Concern trolls may "I am so concerned that she got a piercing because it might get infected". "I am so concerned that she's didn't do her hair today maybe she's depressed" or "Wow you're so overweight. I'm just worried about your health"

by WeebEnable630 April 11, 2022

concubine

A woman in an ongoing monogamous relationship with a man of her own volition, regardless of economic, social, or marital status.

My concubine is free to make her own choices. She may stay or go at her will.

by dudemanhippie November 11, 2010

concrete poisoning

A cause of death where the deceased is found on concrete. Can be prefaced as 'gravity assisted' when the deceased has apparently arrived vertically. Stephen King used the full expression 'gravity-assisted concrete poisoning' in his novel. The one about the hospital.

Having attempted flight and failing, the person succeeded in achieving terminal velocity shortly before succumbing to gravity-assisted concrete poisoning.

by penny-the-aussie April 17, 2008

Concert hangover

The feeling of soreness and exhaustion that ensue the day after attending a very rowdy concert. Accompanied by the feeling like you've been kicked in the head...and then remembering you actually were.

Man, I have the worst concert hangover after moshing last night!

by Rai22 May 13, 2010