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Hoppel snatch confusion

This is when you go down on a gal but pop right back up and say "I just cant". When asked whats wrong just play it off as your tired or not feeling good. Then go watch tv or sone other relaxing activity. Most likely the female will think its her snatch and be all frantic.
Man did you watch the Kings game last night?
Yeah i caught it from the second period. Fuckin had to put a Hoppel snatch confusion on Amy again.
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 15, 2023
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Post-Nut Confusion

Post-Nut Confusion, (Not to be *confused* with post-nut clarity) is the feeling of confusion after you have just bust a nut. It's like you don't even know what you just watched. You don't feel shame or guilt, just straight-up confusion.
Person 1: What the fuck did I just watch. Dude, I think I just got Post-Nut Confusion right now, not even clarity. I'm just confused as hell.
by skkkys March 22, 2024
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You have pronoun confusion

You though I was talking about YOU (Singlular/Localized/That Specific One) and are conflating the broad conceptual YOU (People in the abstract) or what I am saying applied to YOU in which case it would be (Peripheral/Incidental) YOU or I was speaking propositionally in which case what I'm saying relates to the person issuing the proposition but isn't necessarily directed at the person theme. Additionally, I am the I to whom I am referring when I write and, therefore, the intersubjective you would not apply to me.
Hym Iam "You have pronoun confusion. I probably did that wrong. That's why we need Genjustsu no Doki. That should fix that immediately."
by Hym Iam February 2, 2026
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Rabbanian's Law of Confusion

Started out as a theory, but over the years has developed into a law: If you can't tell, it's always a man.
The bros were walking through the gay parade on Halloween and were overwhelmed by all the tits, when one of them remembered Rabbanian's Law of Confusion. They were all on high alert and realized any pair of those juicy titties could easily be accompanied by a set of dick and balls down low.
by Moseymose July 7, 2017
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confrusion

There was a lot of confrusion today at work.
by Mightyme! December 12, 2013
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cornfusion

The state of mind of older male, backwoods people, caused by years of drinking home brew corn whiskey.
Old man Tator seems to be in a constant state of cornfusion after continually drinking some of the best home brew corn whiskey in the county for the last 30 years.
by Papajack January 5, 2015
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confusinated

I don't know what you mean, I'm confusinated.
by lizrhaley May 27, 2014
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