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I want to commit genocide

What I say every time I see what humanity has come to
*Something terrible happens*

Me: I want to commit genocide.
by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ April 25, 2022
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Im going to commit sewer slide.

"Im going to commit sewer slide." means you will not in fact be killing yourself in a rude manor but in one that which will be fun for everyone.
John:im going to commit sewer slide.

Johns wife: YIPPEEEEEEEEE
by Ecluxe October 8, 2023
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go commit die

A kid who doesn’t know how to say commit suicide or die in ROBLOX.
kid: go commit die
kid 2: ok.
by FrabMaster August 2, 2018
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Go commit die

A phrase used commonly in chats with profanity filters to bypass the sensors and tell people to kill themselves. This phrase is often more damaging to your sanity than actually being told to kill yourself.

What the other posts didn’t say was the memes origin.

Origin story:
About a couple years ago, I started saying “go commit die” to people I knew, as far as I know I was one of the first to use this phrase before it became a meta meme. I had never heard anyone say it before and neither had anyone I knew. Later, I started using it on discord, mainly in the server ‘SirSwags Scrub Hub’ and I unintentionally spread the meme on Reddit as well. At this point it was no longer ‘my thing’ it was then spread beyond my control and it’s originality was ruined. Nobody cared where it came from and there was no name attached to the creator.

I doubt I was the only one to ever think of this meme, but using it on a server with 14,000 people tends to spread things, if you asked them if I made it they would probably say I didn’t because of the lack of crediting ideas and the fact that the server is full of assholes. (that is one of the reasons I spend so much time there)

I also now know how it feels to make something that gets popular and get no credit for it, it’s painful to say the least. What’s worse is watching your joke, your quote, your original idea die from overexposure. You don’t know how it feels until you go through it yourself.
Person 1: ur gay

Person 2 (an intellectual): go commit die
by Thiccster Chief July 27, 2018
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go commit die

by Pihdrfg June 6, 2018
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Go commit elevation of co2 in your blood

The intellectual way of saying go kill your self in the worst way possible.
Angry roblox player : go commit neck rope

Intellectual gamer: no you shall instead go commit elevation of co2 in your blood and endure a painful unliving.
by Destyyeet April 20, 2020
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Go Commit Juice Wrld

The worst thing you can to someone besides go commit die
Person 1:Fuck you fatass
Person 2:Go commit Juice wrld
Person 1:*Fucking dies*
by Black Kirby January 15, 2020
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