Similar to the term Disasterbation, it means to have a major complication while giving or receiving a blowjob.
A penis being severely caught up in a girl's braces.
Or to accidentally smack a girl in the back of the head during a blowjob, causing her to bite down on it.
Man did my dick hurt after that, it was a real catasblowphy.
Or to accidentally smack a girl in the back of the head during a blowjob, causing her to bite down on it.
Man did my dick hurt after that, it was a real catasblowphy.
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"well apparently he had sex with his ex girlfriend and she found out and kicked him out"
"wow, total catastrofuck"
"well apparently he had sex with his ex girlfriend and she found out and kicked him out"
"wow, total catastrofuck"
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Get the Catastrofeelings mug.Catastrophic RAID failure means your ultra-secret data saw the attack helicopters over the horizon and locked itself in the impenetrable underground bunker and detonated landmines and deployed automated weaponry all around the base. Enemy forces were wiped out in their entirety.
The good news is that your data is secure and bravely refused to allow itself to be compromised. Bad news is that I don't think your data is ever coming out of there again.
The good news is that your data is secure and bravely refused to allow itself to be compromised. Bad news is that I don't think your data is ever coming out of there again.
Hello,
Unfortunately earlier today the host that your VPS resides on had suffered a catastrophic RAID failure and was irrecoverable. We had attempted to restore the data but were unsuccessful. We have since created a new container and emailed you the new login information. We apologize for the inconvenience this has caused.
Regards,
Unfortunately earlier today the host that your VPS resides on had suffered a catastrophic RAID failure and was irrecoverable. We had attempted to restore the data but were unsuccessful. We have since created a new container and emailed you the new login information. We apologize for the inconvenience this has caused.
Regards,
by Peculiar Musings July 14, 2016
Get the catastrophic raid failure mug.Similar to a Dutch rudder but even less gay (not that there's anything gay about a Dutch rudder). Two guys stand side by side with their hands holding their own penis's, a girl stands facing them, she holds their wrists and pulls them back and forth. The shape resembles a catamaran.
Guy 1: Dude, have you seen the lats on Fiona?
Guy 2: Yeah she's been working on them pretty hard in the gym cause she's in a catamaran with Alan and Gareth
Guy 1: Damn I'd love to be those guys
Guy 2: Yeah she's been working on them pretty hard in the gym cause she's in a catamaran with Alan and Gareth
Guy 1: Damn I'd love to be those guys
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