Stress Card

The SRESS CARD is a card issued to new Army trainees that they are to keep in their shirt pocket. Any time they feel that the mean Drill Sergeant is pushing them too hard, the trainee takes out the card, and must be given a break to collect themselves.

Four Drill Sergeants are screaming at Private Snookems because he forgot to bring his entrenching tool (again). Snookems is feeling a bit crowded, and can't take all this stress... those Drill Sergeants are just too mean. So he takes out his STRESS CARD and like magic, the pressure goes away.

Too bad he can't use a STESS CARD in combat, though.

by B 2/75 February 13, 2007

Punk Card

When someone calls you out and dares you to step up, usually in front of a lot of people. If you say no, you just got labeled a punk.

Person 1:Dude, you gonna pick that up?
Person 2: Pick what up?
Person 1: That punk card he just laid down in front of your ass.

by complaint department manager October 18, 2008

Club Card

In the states of California and Oregon, and maybe one or two others, Legal medical marijuana can be purchased from a cannabis club with this card. The card is obtained by a doctor referral, and is a legitimate form of identification.

After I get my Club Card, I will medicate every day.

by The Sweeper June 17, 2006

women card

A term used to describe women who are taking advantage of the fact that they are women and therefore the minority who are getting extra benefits than men.

Hillary Clinton is playing "The Women Card."

by A Shotbow player May 18, 2016

dude card

A novelty playing card with an erotic picture of a dude on the back, typically spread eagle with well orchestrated junk presentation. Often given as a gag gift to females but more appropriately hidden in bags/clothing/rooms of dudes for later accidental enjoyment.

Verb form: The act of placing a dude card in someone's gym bag or room. To be "dude carded."

Phil hid a dude card in my gym bag and my mom found it and yelled at me for being gay.

by p_guy September 11, 2009

pokemon cards

An alternative to smoking... very addictive and pricey.

Kid: I need $3.99 for a pack of pokemon cards.
Mom: I thought I got you to quit.
Kid: That's what you said about Dad's smoking!

by mega millions March 14, 2007

Report Card

The insignificant school-related item you don't want your parents to see because you slacked off alot in school.

Archie was grounded for a month after he showed his parents his 2nd semester report card.

by goldmetaman July 11, 2009