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Nick Cannon

Verb for having your own improv comedy show and routinely being upstaged by every other actor on said show. Also to be a willing puppy to a 40 something industry whore. and to have no talent doing anything.......at all........like ever. Not to be confused with Kenan Thomson or Kel Mitchell, as said actors have some talent.
I have no example, just watch Nick Cannon in Love don't cost a shit for the clearest of examples.
by Johny Quid December 3, 2009
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Man-Cannon

1.I have a huge man-cannon
2.she has a big man-cannon in her hand
3.OMG Look at his man-cannon
by urbanbastard June 10, 2009
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captain cannon

A protoss player in Starcraft 2 who spends the majority (or all) of their resources on Photon Cannons.
here comes the 6 pool up the ramp, will he be rea-HOLY FUCK CAPTAIN CANNON!
by leetkr3w October 25, 2010
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Blood Cannon

A term that refers to a crazy woman who pmses so much that her vagina has been transformed into a cannon, hence being a blood cannon.
Holy shit Javi, your mother pmsed so hard that her blood cannon knocked you off your feet!
by Butternutz7 January 21, 2009
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custard cannon

the mysterious organ located between a man's legs that sprays goo all over unsuspecting females.
i shot your mom in the eye with a powerful blast of my custard cannon
by jizzcock June 16, 2003
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Admin Cannon

1. A super powered weapon used in the Half-Life 2 modification Garry's Mod multilayer. Normally restricted to admin or super admins in the ASSmod menu.
Random guy: Fucking admin abuse, look at him, using the admin cannon. He killed me four times now!

Admin: Well I wouldn't have to use the admin cannon if you would stop fucking spawn killing! You goddamn bastardslapping hypocrite!
by Zim1450 April 18, 2009
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cannon hand

When someone "cannons" their fist into a womans genitalia with little or no warning.
"I cannon hand Ericka so hard she screamed bloody murder. "
by Fkiz February 3, 2018
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