Chode Cannon

An ancient device that was used to cleanse entire battlefields full of people. None may ever truly fathom the chode cannons true power but to even comprehend just 5% of it would make the common man go mad. In the end the chode cannon will eradicate soy from existence.

SUMMON THE CHODE CANNON

by Dura San Gi April 5, 2023

Stuff the Cannon

This when you go to your Dr. or clinic to get an STD check. The gigantic elephant Q-tip they use to ram inside of your Johnson is very similar to the force and action exhibited by soldiers, pirates, and other cannoneers.

Wade: Holy Fuck man what happened to you last night.

Dick: Man I have no fucking clue, after destroying all of those beers yesterday and taking about 15 valium I blacked out.

Wade: Jesus

Dick: Yeah I woke up with a dirty crack whore in my bed but couldn't find a condom anywhere.

Wade: Uh-0h sounds like its time to Stuff the Cannon.

Dick: You said it man

by LouieKablooie June 19, 2009

Filipino Hand Cannon

When having sex with a woman, the man tells her he is going to ejaculate on her face. He asks her to close her eyes, when she does, he punches said woman in the face.

'All my relationships end after I do the Filipino Hand Cannon'

by Batman's anus May 5, 2013

blasted a confetti cannon

Giving a hand job to a washed up hip hop artist

During a party at a work convention in which Sir Mix-A-Lot was performing, I blasted a confetti cannon.

by jk63 August 12, 2016

Special Beam Cannon

Ayo, Yamcha here! The powerful move firstly introduced in Dragon Ball Z, Early Saiyan Saga which was used by Piccolo to kill Raditz! Goku jumped on Raditz and tried to stay on his back to slow him down. Then Piccolo fired it. This was the second occasion of The Special Beam Cannon, it was stronger than the first one. Piccolo has also fought Goku, a powerful and fast saiyan. Goku at this time didn't even have any form, even KaioKen. Piccolo's Special Beam Cannon was powerful. Enough to match some of Goku's moves. Goku and Piccolo are both great characters who are unique in their own way.

The Special Beam Cannon looks super cool!

The Special Beam Cannon killed Raditz that easily?

My opinion is that The Special Beam Cannon is ok.

Many more examples...

by Special Beam Cannon September 25, 2020

Redneck circus-cannon

A redneck circus-cannon is when a person stuffs worms in a garden hose and turns it on

I remember when I was young getting punished for shooting redneck circus-cannons inside the trailer

by The Smarty farty 420 January 15, 2022

yeet cannon

A mythical unicorn handgun manufactured by Hi-Point firearms that is full semiauto

Yo dog, I stay strapped wit dat Yeet Cannon

by Incorrigiblepatriot June 20, 2019