sly butcher

A homosexual man who engages in anal sex (i.e. he takes meat in through the back door), also implying that he does so secretly.

I always did think that Prime Minister a bit of a sly butcher.

by Gruntyface July 14, 2010

butcher shop accordion

When a girl is giving you a BJ while at the same time holding your ass cheeks with both hands. As she pulls you back and forth she unknowingly plays your ass like an accordion.

This chick was playing the butcher shop accordion and I gave her one epic crescendo.

by videomilitia May 4, 2010

Butcher's Blanket

A woman who is menstruating and or about to menstruate.

"Don't bother with me tonight love. I'm on the butcher's blanket".
"Look at his face! She must be butcher's blanket!"

by pritchy September 2, 2015

Montana Butcher

A dumbass who gets caught beating his meat in a dorm room while apart of a football camp in Montana. He got made fun of for get and was later forced to transfer schools due to the event.

He got caught pulling a Montana butcher.

by Fahq72727 May 1, 2025

butcher

That one KA singin toby Keith

Holy fuck Toby Keith is stirring in his grave after that God awful attempt at Courtesy of the Red White and Blue by Jonah. Butchered

by Yoooooo37291 May 5, 2025

Butcher’s Cut

A movie, usually a very long one, that is edited down, usually by a fan, to make it shorter.

dave: 2001: A Space Odyssey is too long-someone needs to make a butchers cut before i’ll watch it.

todd: what’s a butcher’s cut?

by your-pseudonym January 9, 2024

Butcher's Dozen

11; as opposed to a Baker's Dozen, 13

There couldn't have been more than a butcher's dozen in the bag.

by R. P. P. Shakespeare May 2, 2024