Murglared

To be murdered and buglared at the same time

Last night, Pete was murglared.

by Guisseppe Masseurs January 7, 2018

Burghardt

A very high RESPECTED name since the 1970's. Also known to be German.

Burghardt is also known for their intelligence. Throughout the timelines the Burghardt R known for their almost always successful achievements. Or known for being productive, positive, outgoing, stead fast , including always ready and prepared for Anything. whither it's being used for a positive or A solid UNFORGETTABLE reputation on having a professional unsupervised experience with literally speaking anything and everything that is a high risk of death. Which leads us to believe Burghardt are known to most of the times be able to SELF TEACH themselves. Always known for being reasonable but always tidily presentable

when ingaged with the works they do because of their always never could disappoint anyperson even if trying to do so with purposes. Very MUCH liked or yes sometimes even Praised. Known for being Incredibly smart, resourceful, crafty, but somewhat of a held to very high standard individual when it comes to being respected, and or ingaged unexpected casual but tense when being confronted with them.

Burghardt are known to be very high held respected individuals who are still improving their minds becoming intelligant and EDUCATES the mind for a hobby. And being gifted , with overflowing talents and swift speed doing a million task at once.

by Agent Miss. Doug August 31, 2019

Burglar Wank

Pleasuring yourself to climax whilst your partner lays asleep next to you in bed (in the dark)

You won't believe it Raymondo, but I had a burglar wank last night and my wife didn't even stir. Came from the bottom of my bollocks mate

by aljazmin November 12, 2021

Burglartory

Used to describe an activity or an action which looks criminally suspicious

Guy 1: Gets up and leaves the monopoly game.
Guy 2: "Hey what are you doing?"
Guy 3: "I'm stealing his money!"
Guy 2: "That's pretty burglartory of you."

by Nigzilla197 October 8, 2023

crooked burglar

under the leg, reverse grip masterbation manuver.

I walked in on my roomate and he was doing the "CROOKED BURGLAR"

by justinjacob October 23, 2008

smash burglar

someone who steals the girl away from someone else; cock blocker

i was gonna bang this drunk chick, but my roomate jumped in and took her! he's such a smash burglar!

by zilla411 March 9, 2011

Turd Burglar

Someone who steals your time with a load of crap. A person who's lies are so long winded and obvious they stink. An ex lover or romantic interest who repeatedly told lies.

She's a turd burglar. I don't know why I listened to her?

by MudJones November 26, 2013