Canadian Front Bumper 

The true name for a fanny pack, which when worn on the front resembles a bumper, mostly only done in Canada where fanny packs are in stile year round!

I went to the casino today and could not help but notice a lot of people sporting Canadian front bumpers while I was there!

Canadian Front Bumper by MrT balls September 19, 2010

fuzz bumper

1. A lesbian 2. A woman who likes to bump fuzz.

fuzz bumper by Sammy Jenkis January 23, 2003

Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey 

In, nonebonical terms, i would like to make love to you.

Damn, bitch u stupid fly, lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey.

Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey by Jeff January 12, 2004

Coochie-Bumper Bopper 

A girl who associates with alot of gay females,but is straight herself

Betty:jane,Why are all of you friends lesbians?
Jane:Because there real cool.It doesnt matter
Betty:Gurl,Are you bisexual??
Jane:NO!Im straight
Betty:Face it Jane,Your a C.B.B..Coochie-Bumper Bopper..

Coochie-Bumper Bopper by Shane Polo March 16, 2008

conversation bumper 

A person who is in a deep conversation, and all of the sudden says a random thing, sentence, or thought, that kills the conversation.

Much like a speed bump, it slows you down, and leaves you confused, stranded, and a little freaked out.

Shelly: Hey, so how was your date last night?!
Clara: zomg you'll never guess what James did last night...
Shelly: what?!!
Clara:... hmmm... today my dog got a bath. he doesn't like water. you should have seen him squirm! hehe i like dogs! do you like dogs?
Shelly:..... conversation bumper much?!

conversation bumper by thecowonlyflysatnight September 21, 2009

BALL BUMPER 

HAIR ONLY ON THE CHIN, SIMILAR TO A HALF GOATEE.

check out that dudes sweet ball bumper.

BALL BUMPER by gregory5579 February 13, 2012

bush bumper 

A lesbian who enjoys genital to genital frottage.

Those girls are bush bumpers from way back!

bush bumper by AKV October 2, 2003