Crib Bumper

Someone who comes over to your house just for sex (and possibly weed), then leaves.

"Sorry I didn't answer your text, had a crib bumper over for a couple hours."

by sinna lol April 21, 2021

Tunnel Bumper

Two or more women engaging in sexual activity with each other; Lesbians

I heard Sarah used to date women. They said she was quite the tunnel bumper.

by Grishkob September 4, 2017

meat bumpers

The sides of the entrance of the vagina that gives it that "taco" appearance.

I'm going to slide my cock between her meat bumpers.

by firemedicmike August 18, 2008

Dutch Bumper

When a lady sits her puss on a man’s anus while he’s ripping ass; causing vibrations, and leading to her cumming uncontrollably into his hole and making a stanky pie.

My girl made us beans for the third time this week. I think she’s fixin’ for another Dutch Bumper. But I still think I can feel some goop in my bum from last time, so I think I’m gonna pass.

by sci-isms June 11, 2023

bumper hunting

Hunting animals by running them down with a vehicle

While driving I spotted a Deer and decided to do a little bumper hunting.

by ThatsGottaHurt June 29, 2016

granny bumper

That shit Justin bangs. Qualifications include being black, drunk, and probably blind.

Justin is a granny bumper

by Osamabinladder July 28, 2017

drive-by bumper

Any inconsiderate asshole or bitch who "bumps" their stereo while driving by, waking you from a deep sleep, and pisses you off.

Jack: "Why are you so bitchy today?"

Jane: "I got woken up at 4:30 this morning by a drive-by bumper. Some people are so rude!"

by T0nk5_McD3an November 27, 2009