Deuce Bumps

The goose bumps that often precede or accompany an imminent, voluminous bowel movement.

I knew I had to find a rest stop post-haste when I got the deuce bumps.

by Joe Crowe May 14, 2008

boston bump

Making contact with parked cars during the course of parallel parking. Referencing the typical lack of courtesy that makes Bostonians and other Masshole motorists famous.

That Masshole parked his minivan over the white line. I'll pull into the space next to him, but he's gonna get the Boston Bump.

by The_Pip May 24, 2007

Bitch Bump

The act of quickly ignoring an incoming phone call and sending them directly to voicemail. Usually done to a person thats calls multiple times a day.

John: Man, Steve wont stop blowing up my phone. When will he get that I dont need to talk to him 4 times a day.

Jason: What is he, your girlfriend? Bitch Bump his ass to voicemail a few times and he'll get the point that you dont want to talk to him.

by JB Smoooove July 20, 2009

Wenis bump

Like fist bump for your wenis, aka the skin on your elbow.

Sup man! Wenis bump!

by ugh- March 16, 2020

cunt bumping

The act of 2 women criss crossing there legs and riding back and forth, or scissoring.

I walked in on the 2 whores cunt bumping.

by Claudeguy March 31, 2017

Drunk Bump

A bruise or gash that you wake up with after a night of partying or heavy drinking, with no remembrance of what happened or how you got it. Occuring with the stupidity and clumsiness of intoxication.

Mike - "Woah Dude! That bruise is huge, what the hell happened?"
John - "Drunk Bump"
Mike- "that explains it.. you were REALLY shitfaced last night"

by xoxjadexxx November 30, 2009

Bump Gazer

A creeper that stares at pregnant women's bellies.

OMG, here comes Ryan, hes such a bump gazer!

by LabratM September 29, 2014