Bubbernaught

A punter oozing noxious bile from their pits. Hair looks like they’ve covered their head in PVA and head butted the carpet repeatedly. Recognisable from their pungent stench that follows them and gasses every room.

Oh no! it’s the bubbernaughts!

by st teresa July 5, 2025

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blubberfluffing

The sexual act of a morbidly obese person sitting on one’s face and farting into his/her face.

The obese elementary teacher was put on leave after accusations of blubberfluffing one of her students after school.

by Wezkimble July 13, 2025

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Blubberärger

The rage you feel when liquid refuses to pour smoothly and instead comes out in choking spurts, splashes, or not at all (caused by air fighting to get in as liquid tries to get out). Formed from the German Blubbern “to gurgle, bubble” plus Ärger “annoyance, anger.”

I went to water the Christmas tree, Blubberärger hit, and suddenly it looked like the cat pissed all over the presents.

by Elvira Pepper September 21, 2025

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Bubber

Some mf who steals cutlery, usually glasses, from a pub, bar, restaurant, et cetera

Theodore: Well those tea and crumpets were exquisite! *Leaves with the beer stein*
Betty the Barkeep: Oh bother!
Winston: He’s always such a bubber!

by FrankandPudding November 4, 2025

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Blubber Warrior

A male, usually old, with at least a beer belly, or just straight fat, who acts like a Karen. Wait. It's actually an iteration of a Karen!

Blubber warrior: "isn't cutting down trees bad? It's not helping our climate"

Carpenter: "timber is regrowable material, therefore-"

Blubber warrior: "BUH-BUH-BUT..."

or sum like that

by SaSaMuda December 6, 2025

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