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breakup yams

A photo of yams sent to one in which you wish to break up, reject, or friend-zone, or someone you simply just dislike.
I don’t want to continue with this relationship yet I am not ready to send the breakup yams.”
by Mr. Quill April 18, 2019
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Breakup Powers

A sudden burst of abilities that happen after a bad breakup. A common example is the concept of "Optimus Fine". Breakup powers often manifest in the form of extreme motivation, dedication, and improvement in physical attributes, performance in work/school related skills, or in personal projects.

These improvements are fueled from a genuine desire to improve oneself, or on the other extreme, pure spite for the ex-partner in an effort to show them what they've lost. The effects may last from a few weeks to a couple of years, depending directly on how hard the breakup was.
If you have gone through a breakup, and feel an overwhelming urge to improve yourself in every way and get things done, you might be developing breakup powers. You will feel the urge to get good in every aspect of your life, be the absolute best you can be, and maybe show your ex what they're missing out on. Keep the motivation going, just don't hurt yourself, and take care of yourself!
by akuwardmoments March 15, 2022
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Redneck Breakup Game

When you live in the sticks, you understand that your best friends are going to be there till the end, knowing this, your best friend just broke up with his girlfriend, now hes sad, how do you make him feel better? Get him drunk! The redneck breakup game is when one friend has a tough breakup, you and him spend the next day-month together, constantly with a beer in your hand and his. There is no way to win the game, and the point of the game it to make him feel better. The game is about being as drunk as possible before the hangover hits. Generally 3-4 days in, hes forgotten about the breakup.
Hell yeah, but it'l be okay, Jim is treatin' him to the redneck breakup game
by stamoosong July 25, 2011
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Companionate Breakup

the collaborative, amicable and (ironically) emotionally connecting ending of a relationship done when emotionally mature, emotionally healthy people respectfully acknowledge their differing wants and needs and agree together within a context of mutual respect to end the aspects of their relationship which do not serve them, sometimes enabling them to part as friends with love in their hearts.
Mature people in love who find that they just aren't right for each other don't have to find some bullshit reasons to hate each other to justify ending the relationship, they can recognize what isn't working and communicate, to have a companionate breakup.
by Creative Suggestions May 20, 2015
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Walmart Breakup

When a relationship ends in the same way that WalMart fires employees... You don't officially get fired, your shifts just get reduced to nothing.
I think Bertha and I may have had a WalMart Breakup. We kind of just... stopped having sex. I'm not even sure I'm not still in a relationship after all this time.
by rocky-roadhouse-icecream July 17, 2016
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A Breakup Coma

A coma that follows from a depressing breakup, and the unplugging of the life support shortly follows.
David had broken up with his girlfriend, and shortly after he fell into a breakup coma.
by bani20 January 15, 2021
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Band aid breakup

to breakup with someone extremely fast.
dude 1: so whats up with you and amy
dude 2: shes getting clingy i think i'm gonna have to give her the band aid breakup.
by BT2009 July 13, 2009
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