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Branching

Two people who share a secret long term deeply committed personal/intimate/loving relationship while simultaneously living a completely public loving family life with their primary spouse/partner and probably children…
James and Addie’s secret relationship continued branching, all the while James and Beth publicly flourished as a traditional family.
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branched

When someone starts a topic, that has little or nothing to do with the main conversation.

Often moves away from the center of the main conversation.
Person 1: I recently had a really bad car crash... my whole car is wrecked.
Person 2: Man i think my social anxieties really causes an issue for me.
Person 1: I mean that sucks man but you just branched the conversation.
by Karl Phoenix November 17, 2021
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branch

when something is really cool or good. something that fills you with excitement. it is a positive word
your outfit is so branch.

"I got a 95 on my test." omg branch
by Charlotte Victoria Adelaide October 19, 2021
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Mommy Branch

A very Great Minecraft figure like Alexander the great that reads heat waves to all who sub also know as twitch.tv/banshee_700
Mommy Branch read me heatwaves because what would you do for a klondike bar?
by ToastyBoy08 September 16, 2021
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Tree branch

A place where Emo’s “hang” out
Where’s Derek?

He’s hanging with his friends at the tree branch!
by Moosijuici August 17, 2021
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Branch Floridians

An intellectual collective founded in 1997 that is dedicated to lateral thinking and bad taste. It is often unclear if it is a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as a religion -- much in the same vein as The Church of the Subgenius or Discordianism. They maintain an expansive website at www.branchfloridians.org and regularly put out e-zines called "The World Domination Update." The group's self-professed objective is "think for yourself!"

At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
The group has no relation to MSN member and crusader Michelson-Morley or any of his alter-ego/pseudonics. There is a member of the Branch Floridians named Reverend FairInHeight 451, and Fairinheight451 is also a name used by Michelson-Morley. This is a coincidence, though it understandably has caused some confusion among people who dislike MM for his activities in policing several rogue communities that break the MSN Code of Conduct. Michelson-Morley is *not* a member of the Branch Floridians, though respects their ideas.
by Manager December 16, 2004
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Root and Branch

Meaning to review or stop something from happening
Sevco Huns are going to complete a Root and Branch review on Monday
by Pope_Benedict1888 January 11, 2025
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