motor boating

When a dog or cat sits and drags its rear end with its front legs to either scrape off feces or relieve their impacted anal glands. see also boot scoot

We all laughed at Fluffy's motor boating but Steve was not so happy when it left streaks on his carpet.

by MrPue May 6, 2005

Straight boating on a boat

When one gets extremely drunk or wasted.

"man I'm straight boating on a boat right now"
"last night I was straight boating on a boat"

by Mr. Poundtown July 8, 2009

Botato

One who get's stoned and goes to strip clubs a lot. Usually a human male suffering from incompetency and erectile dysfunction.

Brendan is a Portland botato.

by Bronies4LYFE October 24, 2011

paddle boating

The extreme outdoor sport. Usually resulting in boat ramming and intense competitiveness. Builds great calf and quad muscles which usually implies the paddle boaters are unusually good looking.

Johnny: "I went paddle boating yesterday."
Anna: "Wow, I want you."

by JohnDeer June 17, 2007

Cheese Boatin

getting super duper high

I just bought an onion! Lets go cheese boatin!!

by moses progresso December 26, 2007

Paddle Boating

When someone masturbates.

I had a nice session of paddle boating last night.

by Andrea E September 18, 2007

Botting

Usually a male who claims to be morally superior but cheats on their partner with multiple harlots whilst committing other minor sins along the way.

Person A: Did you hear about George?
Person B: Yer i know right, such a Botting!

by LogitechSpeakers March 3, 2012