Booze Turd

A foul smelling turd that smells like liquor. This usually is expelled the morning after consuming massive quantities of Polynesian mixed drinks especially Scorpion Bowls.

My hangover disappeared after I expelled a nasty booze turd.

by Boozeturd July 15, 2016

Booze mule

A 21-year old, usually ugly and/or very gullible, person whom you and your other underage friends can use to buy you booze!

Ayyyy we gotta find a booze mule to get us some beverages for our partayyy!!!

by juicyjo July 21, 2010

booze sponge

A person (underage or adult) who goes around at a party/restaurant/bar and finishes other people's drinks.

"Marty! You drank the rest of my drink?? You're such a booze sponge. Get your own, MOOCH!"

by helenahandbasket September 3, 2012

booz-cohol

its like alcohol, but its worse cuz its got booze in it

i was drinking booz-cohol and i got so tanked, maybe next time i stick to just booze.

by boozblazer June 8, 2011

Booze Balls

Drinking just enough alcohol to have a slight buzz, but then being cutoff from further alcohol consumption, and therefore being prevented from achieving full-on drunkenness. The alcohol equivalent of "blue balls."

Dude, I only had a few beers before they ran out, totally gave me booze balls.

by Angus_90 November 4, 2009

booze snooze

A short nap one takes to refresh oneself in preparation for a hard night of drinking.

Man, it was a long day. I definitely need to catch a booze snooze if I'm going to make it through tonight's party.

by MacMcDo April 28, 2007

booze jockey

one of four men who comsumes excessive amounts of alcohol, either by choice, or through the art of peer pressure.

"commmmooonnnnn.... thought you were a booze jockey?"

by Scott Vigue June 27, 2006