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Bonk

A sexual act where the Penis is held on the shaft except the tip is seen. Then slam your hand on the tip resembling a “bonk” sensation.
“Dude I hooked up with grandma and she totally bonked my tip.
by Granny BBW March 8, 2020
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Bonk Bomb

A lukewarm glass of Miller Lite with a double shot glass of Jack Daniels Fire preferably ice cold dropped in.
Can’t wait to hit Grottos and down some Bonk Bombs
by ShegotaBONK March 12, 2020
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Walker Bonk scale

The walker bonk scale is a medical scale from 0-100 on how hard someone has been hit on the head by someone or something else.
“Doctor he’s been hit on the head with a tyre iron” “ what’s the level of impact nurse?” He’s a 37 on the walker bonk scale.. only slight deformation of the skull” “ send him straight to the bonked specialist” “right away”
by Gary the bonk specialist March 18, 2020
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Bonk

Bonk is a word often used by the Scout from Team Fortress 2. Bonk! Atomic Punch and Bonk! Crit-a-Cola are a type of energy drink that Scout is known to drink.
Heavy: Where is little man now?
Scout: Yo, what’s up?
Heavy: Huh-
Scout: BONK! *hits Heavy with bat*
by Nines_RK900 June 4, 2020
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bonk filter

a second position in the riding form where a female jumps up and down on the males penis
oh bro we did bonk filter
by bonkfilterdoer June 7, 2020
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Bonking

Making oneself enraged targeted at the aggressor personally.

Furious mad
Man you’re really bonking me off!
by Epic Publishing June 14, 2020
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bonk cult

a cult that is composed of pretty segsy bezties who deserve the world
linda : HI bonk cult i just peed on my lightning mcqueen bed

rooster: so sexc
by smallyaly July 1, 2020
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