When you get banned on a dating website for no reason
A guy named David Bond reports girls he found on Tinder and gets them banned to secure them.
A guy named David Bond reports girls he found on Tinder and gets them banned to secure them.
by HandlebarMoustacheGuy February 21, 2021
Get the David Bondedmug. Mikell is the type of person who plays Xbox all day and smokes a lot of weed (pulls hella gbs). Mikells are also really into butt stuff, Popeyes and driving super fast. Messy apartment. Smells like they dipped themself in fruit fabric softener. But they are the realist person you will meet. We love mikell bonds
by Fgtttttazzzz November 23, 2021
Get the Mikell bondmug. Perjorative used to describe a villain who is supposed to be very smart, but their actions are profoundly stupid. Actions such as explaining their plan to the hero before killing them. Or leaving the room before confirming that the hero is dead.
Person 1: "Damn, Professor Perilous is so dumb! Obviously Action Jack will get out of this and foil him."
Person 2: "I know right? He's such a Bond Villain."
Person 2: "I know right? He's such a Bond Villain."
by My Snake is Solid April 14, 2019
Get the Bond Villainmug. by [E]ject_man069 August 17, 2022
Get the Bond burgermug. 
To be calendar-bonded is to be close enough to feel comfortable sharing personal calendars with one another. This typically occurs in romantic relationships, biological families, best-friendships, and other interpersonal relationships wherein planning and logistics are important. In terms of romantic relationships, polyamorous people have a strong tendency to be calendar-bonded earlier in the relationship than monogamous people simply due to logistics.
(This term was coined by Telind Bench of the bay area in California, in conjunction with one of his romantic partners.)
(This term was coined by Telind Bench of the bay area in California, in conjunction with one of his romantic partners.)
"Hey, lover! Would you like to share Google Calendars?"
"Oh, uh...Sorry sweetie, I'm just not ready to be calendar-bonded yet. We can talk about it though. How important is it to you?"
"Oh, uh...Sorry sweetie, I'm just not ready to be calendar-bonded yet. We can talk about it though. How important is it to you?"
by Blamtastical February 11, 2015
Get the calendar-bondedmug. It is usually not easy or even possible to pinpoint the "bond point" because feeling intimately connected to someone is a feeling that surfaces and slowly or quickly grows to a level where both individuals realize they have bonded.
Last night talking on the phone with someone, every five-minutes or so we kept finding ourselves at higher and higher levels of intimacy and trust.
Last night talking on the phone with someone, every five-minutes or so we kept finding ourselves at higher and higher levels of intimacy and trust.
by but for May 9, 2018
Get the bond pointmug.