Watching water boil

A punishment given to a person for saying something very stupid.

I had to observe water boil yesterday. I was watching water boil for a solid ten minutes because I said something stupid about how it boils.

by Iamthegodofpremoves February 17, 2023

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Chicago Lobster Boil

When a woman inserts a live lobster's tail into her vagina, and then begins running a lighter along the protruding limbs/face. The pain inflicted on the lobster results in panicked convulsions and the woman experiences multiple, intense orgasms.

"Bitch, why you got a lobster in yo pussy!?"

"It's called a Chicago Lobster Boil, it feels amazing!"

by LobsterFan69420 May 9, 2021

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boiled rugby cleat

When you look 30 or 40 years older than you actually are with wrinkles, baggy eyes etc.

"Damn, that nigga look like a boiled rugby cleat"

by Therealfajita March 21, 2017

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boils my beans

Something minute that angers you extremely badly, but is no big deal.

boils my beans: Something that REALLY pisses you the fuck off, but is not really important in any respect.

"gosh, it really boiled my beans when I had to wait 3 minutes for my food at taco bell."

by Boiled Beans October 7, 2018

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hard boiled

someone who has lost all sex appeal and has become totally unappealing to their former mate

i found out that guy i've been dating waxes his eyebrows... he totally hard boiled himself

by highpockets79 April 16, 2010

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Pap Pap Boil

Pap Pap Boil is originally from a text on a family group chat while on a cruise.
Francis the OG woke up and his Boil popped. Luckily he survived the minor inconvenience. Him and his wife are survivors from the dreadful 10 day cruise crisis.

Pickles: WE NEED BANDAIDS!!!!
GiGi: Ok I have some. Why do you need them?
Pickles: Pap Pap Boil
Everybody: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

by Stuffeys March 26, 2018

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