Big Money Waster. BMWs are known for their unique way of breaking down every few days. Not hating just stating facts
by S2K_Cheeze March 4, 2019
Get the BMWmug. Come on everyone should know that apart from the car the word bmw is described as a 'black mans willie', I know this, because i've heard stupid immature people say it but i don't use dis dumb word.
Silly 11 year old white girl: Did you know that the car bmw can stand for a 'black man's willie' hahahahahaaha (not)
by anonymous January 27, 2004
Get the bmwmug. by Miles the Magnificent November 2, 2011
Get the BMWmug. Basically just a very pretentious car for those people who are slightly richer than the average person, but not actually rich enough to own an italian sports car. They still want to show off the tiny bit of money they have more than the average person, so they drive a so-called luxury car, that's really not much better than the average toyota, just loads more pretentious and snobbish. Mercedes also fit into this category of fake wealth.
There are two types of people who drive this kind of car:
Botox, bleached hair, boobjobbed moms
Spoiled, blonde, rich brats who crash their BMW and get a new one the next day
And this is coming from an upper class kid going to an upper-middle class private school.
There are two types of people who drive this kind of car:
Botox, bleached hair, boobjobbed moms
Spoiled, blonde, rich brats who crash their BMW and get a new one the next day
And this is coming from an upper class kid going to an upper-middle class private school.
-Look at Sarah, she's driving her brand new BMW!
-Yeah, I heard her dad just lost his 100K job, and she's just driving it to cover it up.
-Why is Jack's mom driving a BMW? She doesn't even have a job, even though she only has one kid.
-Well, I heard Jack's dad's a doctor...
-Yeah, they're divorced. And he's a...pediatrician.
-Yeah, I heard her dad just lost his 100K job, and she's just driving it to cover it up.
-Why is Jack's mom driving a BMW? She doesn't even have a job, even though she only has one kid.
-Well, I heard Jack's dad's a doctor...
-Yeah, they're divorced. And he's a...pediatrician.
by tiffffffffffffffffffffffffffff March 28, 2013
Get the BMWmug. black man working
an african american male who has a legit job and works in a profession (doctor, lawyer, professor, executive)
an african american male who has a legit job and works in a profession (doctor, lawyer, professor, executive)
by keely von January 13, 2006
Get the BMWmug. black man's weiner, derived from the initials for the car, to classify as a bmw it must be at least 11 inches and tinted black
by Ballsack July 8, 2004
Get the bmwmug. Great German car, until you try to sell one with high mileage. Then you are stuck with the damn thing because it is a 2000 with 94000 miles and even though your price is $7000 below blue book nobody will buy it. Fuck!
by Da Dude October 17, 2003
Get the BMWmug.