blinger

When you cannot determine whether a girl is blonde or ginger.

Rich: Yeah shes that blonde girl
Bish: I thought she was ginger?
Rich: Good call, shes a bit of both...she's blinger

by Rich Holness April 29, 2008

male blinders

The invisible barrier that covers a man's perception of the truth.

Pleading total ignorance to a situation.

He kept saying "I don't understand what happened. I thought everything was fine" when his wife filed for divorce.

by Kelly J April 7, 2005

Arabian Horse Blinders

“Arabian Horse Blinders” is a sexual position where the woman sits or kneels astride her partner’s face and lowers her vagina onto the other’s face, wrapping his eyes, nose and mouth in her pussy lips. Also referred to as meat curtains it is the female equivalent of tea bagging and is based on the horse-blinders used around the eyes of Arabian Horses to keep them from bolting.

“Audrey joked that her Arabian Horse Blinders were so meaty they made her boyfriend cross-eyed.”

by T Lex September 10, 2010

Gregg's blunker

This is the act of sussing out a Gregg's restaurant (pah!) that has toilets inside and getting your rocks off shagging one of their most prized specialities.
You order a steak-bake then swiftly retreat to the toilets where you sit on teh shitter, bite a hole in the steak-bake, stuff your manhood into the warm steak-bake and do a crap while frantically screwing the steak-bake trying to beat the 'every 15 minute' toilet check off teh pervy cleaner.

Extra points are awarded for diarrhea splttered all over the cubicle.

NB. Be sure to check that you don't cop for the rumoured 'hot lava steak-bake', that's contents is literally hotter than the centre of the earth.

Just last week I was walking thru town and got a massive boner so I went to the nearest Gregg's and ordered a coke with a side helping of Gregg's blunker. Trouble was the cleaner caught me milking my man muscle with the food stuff and he boked all over me. Thus, it was actually a Chunky Gregg's blunker!!!1 Ultra WIN!!!1

by Frederick le Chocco-Goatse January 2, 2008

blinders

Leather patch-like objects that keep a horse looking straight ahead and not making side glances.

Incorrectly referred to as blinkers.

The horse trotted right by the blazing house, not seeing anything except what was dead ahead.

by Richard Black April 2, 2005

Pig-Boinker

1.) A slang term given to the phenotype (or trait) of a pig-shaped nose.
(Usually considered extremely undesirable amongst society)

2.) One who gains sexual arousal from the thoughts of, and/or actions of sexual intercourse with barnyard swine.

1.) "Man, it's no wonder people talk bad about Victoria Beckham's mug, she's got one of the biggest Pig-Boinkers i've ever seen!"

2.) "That Katey Burns needs to get a grip! Her constant daydreaming of Wilbur is making me start to think she's a real Pig-Boinker!"

3.) "Cletus! you ain't goin' to no college! You're gonn' stay here with yer' family and become a professional Pig-Boinker, jus' like your ol' man! Pigs need to get their proper pokin' too!"

by KingKong40 October 27, 2010

blinkerdick

an individual that does not use their blinker while driving such as changing lanes or turning. an individual that leaves their blinker on when not switching lanes or turning.

goddam look at this blinkerdick !" .. " i know he has yet to take his blinker off

by oggieb July 19, 2010