Blumpskert

The act of one person giving a blowjob to another person in a car.

“Hey Isaac, Maddy gave me the best blumpskert ever on our way to her parent’s house.”

by Mike Oxlong 32693 December 30, 2019

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BLIPSTER

BLIPSTER IS LIKE A BLISTER BUT EXCLUSIVELY ON THE LIPS FROM GIVING TOO MANY BLOW JOBS

1ST WORKING GIRL; DAMN GIRL WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOUR MOUTH? IT LOOKS LIKE BUBBLE WRAP!

2ND WORKING GIRL; THERE WAS A CONVENTION DOWNTOWN GIRL, THEY ONLY WANTED ME TO GIVE EM HEAD, I DID 11 BLOW JOBS, NOW MY LIPS ARE COVERED IN BLIPSTERS.

by mia.dancer September 9, 2020

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Blimpy

The definition of a blimpy/blimpie is not the same as a blumpkin contrary to popular belief. To perform a blimpy one must be uncircumcised. When your friend passes out, the uncircumcised skin is to be placed over the nose and their mouth is to be plugged up so that when the unwilling participant breathes through his nose it causes the foreskin to inflate. This is a true blimpy.

Why is that when a bunch of white guys hangout they always do some borderline gay shit like giving their friend a blimpy?!

A blimpy is not the same as a blumpkin! ....

by Thirdpac November 17, 2020

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Blimpie

Placing your foreskin around someone’s nose and plugging their mouth so when they breath through their nose your foreskin inflates

Why is it that when a bunch of white guys hangout and one of them passes out that they always do some borderline gay shit to them like giving them a blimpie?!

by Thirdpac November 17, 2020

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