Blender

1. 2D/3D animation tool
2. Home thing that blends bananas and shit
3. Tool that blends (smoothens the edges) 2 or more things together, most commonly found in paint tools
"What did you do today?"
"Oh, I ate a blender."
"What?"
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blender

a program used by low iq individuals to mod for an old ass game
"theblender is in 3ds max? or i need to install there"
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Blender

1. A common kitchen appliance, usually used to liquify or crush food
2. A popular 3d modeling program, usually used to create 3d models and render them
1.
Bob: wha... where am i...where are my... schizophrenia pills
*turns on blender*
Bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bob then shortly died.
2.
Bob...?: I'm gonna make a 3d mod.. model!
Dave: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU BOB
Bob...?: Im just fine... what are you on about... now let me load up blender and make a 3d model
Bob... actually probably not bob, then made a 3d model on blender... it was very abstract and weird
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Blender

A 3D simulation/animation software made in 1995, made by Ton Roosendaal. It has been having updates for its 30 year lifespan, currently at update 4.4.3.
Tom: Hey, did you make that Blender simulation I told you?
Me: Yes, it took like an hour to render, but the video is in my downloads!
by DaCuberz June 23, 2025
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Kentucky Blender

When someone helps one poop by sticking their fingers in their ass, spinning them around, and stirring it up like a blender.
I couldn’t shit last night so Martha gave me a Kentucky blender.
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blender

When a person is called a blender, it typically refers to when you fribble-flap the wibbly-wobbly doodads with a zippity-zap and a sprinkle of pixie dust, resulting in a fantastical concoction of rainbow-colored dreams and unicorn giggles.
She blendered her thoughts into a frothy whirlwind of marshmallow clouds and jellybean rainbows, leaving everyone utterly befuddled yet strangely horny.
by Stax878 February 25, 2024
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tender blender

A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.
A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.
by Jewish madam August 9, 2018
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