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Portable blendered

When you get chopped up in war zone by a heli
When you go to hospital in war zone by get killed by the heli that a portable blendered
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portable blendered

When you get chopped up by a helicopter in a game
In warzone I was gliding through the air when I got chopped up by a heli I was portable blendered
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Blender

A Black person who bleaches their skin, wears coloured contact lenses to assimilate to the Caucasian race
Wow ! have you seen how much their appearance has changed.? Oh that’s a blender’b
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The Blender

Sexual act of shitting in someone’s vagina, inserting the penis and pissing inside, then continuing to fuck until orgasm
Your mom and I performed the blender last night
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Blender

Noun: An extended period of heavy partying fueled by copious amounts of cocaine.

Etymology: The term "blender" is created as a contraction of the words "blow" and "bender".
We might not hear from Charlie until Friday, he's currently sleeping off a 5-day blender.
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Anal blender

A term used for when you insert various foods inside your asshole, plug a vibrator in and put it on the highest setting, thus effectively blending the food.
My uncle said I'd better behave or else he'll turn me into an anal blender.
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Blender

¹ A common kitchen appliance used to quickly chop up and 'blend' food. It will usually turn most things you put into it either into chunks or paste.

² A modeling software/tool created by Ton Roosendaal in Denmark.
¹ Yo, can you blend the pickles again?

² BRO BLENDER CRASHED AGAIN! I WAS JUST RUNNING A CLOTH SIMULATION
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