Rodeo Blaster

When a woman rides you reverse cowgirl while simultaneously fondling, you might say massaging, your testicles and scrotum.

So she was doing me cowgirl and I freaked out when she did a 180 and grabbed my sack! Then she said, "Relax! Haven't you ever had a rodeo blaster."

The first time I got a rodeo blaster, it changed my life.

by pwdr March 9, 2010

Air Blaster

Singular of Air Blasterz, a air conditioner.

Roomate: Could you turn up the Air Blaster?
Me: Yeah, sure.

by suxti July 22, 2019

shlong blaster

The Shlong Blaster is a devastating weapon of mass destruction used purely by meme gods and internet nerds, often used during heated online arguments that never have any real climax. The Shlong Blaster is the weapon of choice for users of online gaming, the weapon shoots imaginary THROBBING COCKS that discharge a leathal dose of a milky white substance. The Shlong Blaster is an effective tool to use when online conflicts are getting out of hand.

"Come at me bitch, I'll use my Shlong Blaster on you!"

by mentos4Dayz November 2, 2017

toilet blaster

When you have diarrhoea and sit on the toilet and let rip and the force of the diarrhoea blasts the toilet.

I give a good toilet blaster today. You could have heard it at the other end of the street. I wouldn't like to be the poor person that has to clean that toilet.

by Limbodancer November 4, 2018

Puddle Blaster

1. A person who drive/rides through big puddles

2. A person who makes females orgasm

My dad is a puddle blaster!

by Soup Kitchen PB July 17, 2022

Ass Blaster

Where you insert a super soaker filled with cum into a woman's Ass and pull the trigger

"Bro I gave Landens mom an Ass Blaster last night"

by Mama kendig May 30, 2020

Cheek Blaster

A person that likes to hit it from the back.

To pipe someone’s cheeks in an extreme way.

You’re such a cheek blaster bro.

I’m an extreme cheek blaster.

by Lyra141 September 21, 2019