When a woman rides you reverse cowgirl while simultaneously fondling, you might say massaging, your testicles and scrotum.
So she was doing me cowgirl and I freaked out when she did a 180 and grabbed my sack! Then she said, "Relax! Haven't you ever had a rodeo blaster."
The first time I got a rodeo blaster, it changed my life.
The first time I got a rodeo blaster, it changed my life.
by pwdr March 9, 2010

by suxti July 22, 2019

The Shlong Blaster is a devastating weapon of mass destruction used purely by meme gods and internet nerds, often used during heated online arguments that never have any real climax. The Shlong Blaster is the weapon of choice for users of online gaming, the weapon shoots imaginary THROBBING COCKS that discharge a leathal dose of a milky white substance. The Shlong Blaster is an effective tool to use when online conflicts are getting out of hand.
by mentos4Dayz November 2, 2017

When you have diarrhoea and sit on the toilet and let rip and the force of the diarrhoea blasts the toilet.
I give a good toilet blaster today. You could have heard it at the other end of the street. I wouldn't like to be the poor person that has to clean that toilet.
by Limbodancer November 4, 2018

by Soup Kitchen PB July 17, 2022

by Mama kendig May 30, 2020

by Lyra141 September 21, 2019
