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Ass Blaster

Where you insert a super soaker filled with cum into a woman's Ass and pull the trigger
"Bro I gave Landens mom an Ass Blaster last night"
by Mama kendig May 30, 2020
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Suburbia Blaster

Created by the boys of 511, a gang in denver, a suburbia blaster is made by buying a liter of Dr. Pepper, drinking it or pouring it out to the label, then filling it up to the expiration date with the cheapest whiskey available. 511 generally agrees upon Kentucky Deluxe. Close the cap, shake, drink.
Closely related to the ghetto blaster of voodoo glowskulls fame, and the Boulder blaster, made with a 20oz Dr. Pepper in place of the liter due to lower availability of liters of Dr. Pepper on the Hill.
What are you doing tonight?

I dunno, meng, prolly just chillin at Stella's with a suburbia blaster.
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Blaster Shit

A shit that is accompanied by a large amount of gas under pressure.
John 'I had a massive blaster shit this morning'.

Bob 'What's the hell is that ?'

John 'A massive combination of gas and shit, came out like a shotgun going off'. 'The toilet bowl and my arse was covered in shit'.

Bob 'Lots of toilet paper then ?'

John 'Oh yes, at least one roll !'.
by Crazy49 February 27, 2019
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Bowel Blaster

I have blasted many bowels this evening. You could call me the Bowel Blaster
by acraal February 15, 2023
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milk blasters

Look at the Gigantic milk blasters on her.
by Subwoofter October 16, 2019
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toilet blaster

When you have diarrhoea and sit on the toilet and let rip and the force of the diarrhoea blasts the toilet.
I give a good toilet blaster today. You could have heard it at the other end of the street. I wouldn't like to be the poor person that has to clean that toilet.
by Limbodancer November 4, 2018
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Glabby blaster

The act of dropping a giant dump from a tree over 20ft. In the air onto a group of people playing monopoly.
Man Sambone I noticed a group of people playing monopoly in the park, so I climbed the tallest tree near them and gave them the ol' glabby blaster!!
by shlemmy von farplestein May 27, 2017
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