beetlejuice

To mention someone who you haven't seen in a while. Particularly someone you(and others) don't wish to see.

First girl: "I haven't seen crazy crack-y Jackie in a while."

Second Girl: "SSSSSSHHHHHH.. Don't beetlejuice, her, I don't want her showing up here!!!"

by hairjedi June 18, 2008

fallopian beetle guard

a beetle who defends the fillopian tubes from vaginal trolls, blacks and spike lee.

Chill, that bitches fallopian beetle guards got wizard prismatics spray.

by Mori-Moto Godzilla February 23, 2008

beetle clip

similar to the "shocker" two fingers are placed in the women's vagina, and the thumb in the women's anus, then the fingers are squeezed together

o that little whore, i ought to beetle clip her!!!!

by benjamin fay February 17, 2003

beetgas

a pewtrid fart created from the consumption of beet juice through juicing fresh beets.

His co-workers suffered the effects of beetgas as a result of the juice he drank at breakfast. smelly farts

by Jack May 11, 2004

beetle back

The back of a morbidly obese person; due to the person's rotund shape and cleavage created by fat on both the spine and shoulder blades. Similar to "back boobs"

Mary Jo spent 30 minutes hunting around the house for her keys when she heard her fat roommate jingling as she thudded by. She realized that her keys were lodged in her roomy's beetle back. (shudders and plucks them out)

by seanomatopoeia December 5, 2010

Beets of Burden Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with beets

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beets of Burden Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Bush Beetle

Small hard unidentifiable debris that you may come across while groping the pubic region or giving oral to your partner.

Man, I was eating Ken's mom and a Bush Beetle dropped in to my mouth, I almost went roman.

by Spaulding B February 23, 2009