beef

the magic green herbs that allow us to say stuff like "look at that turtoise i mean tortle...AHHHH wat am i saying?"

mosher b smoking beef!

by revenant April 27, 2004

to beef

the verb of beef, suggesting you want to start beef with someone

being defined
lets beef them
im going to beef them

by danthedon1 August 7, 2016

beef

"Food" with fecal matter on it because the slaughterhouse rips the poor animal's body apart so violently that his intestines burst. People eat it after cooking it. They think eating burned feces material is fine, then are ridiculous enough to turn around and ridicule gays for having anal sex.

Millions of pounds of beef are being recalled because of E. Coli contamination.

by Richard Peterson October 15, 2007

Beefed

Similar to queefing, however this phenomenon occurs during the act of fellatio when the giving party burps while the penis is in the oral cavity.

Tyler: Wow, you give great head Steve.

Steve: (Nasty burp!)

Tyler: Ewww, you just beefed, didn't you?

Steve: Yeah, I totally beefed dude. Sorry.

by AlbertaBeef2 April 29, 2009

beef

Cocaine, yes cocaine.

my nose is bloody from bumpin' too many beefers!

by rolo tamasi April 10, 2006

beef

as opposed to a queef.
it's a penis fart.
instead of a vagina fart.

"ouch, I just beefed."
"damn son, that must've HURT!"

by hannahchescasteviejulia September 16, 2007

impossible beef

impossible beef — A fight between two vegans is called an “impossible beef”; it named after the vegan meat product that looks and tastes like “real beef” (to people not familiar with the taste of a good cut of beef, that is.)

The problem arises in the age of political correctness and cancel culture when it is considered a micro-aggression to say that two vegans; or, two vegetarians are “beefing’” when they are involved in an argument. Since vegetarians and vegans were offended by the terms “beef” “beefin’”, beefing, or it’s variants, it begged the question:

What is it called when two vegans argue?

Thank SCIENCE for both the COVID-19 vaccine and the answer to this cultural riddle. When non-meat eaters are fighting it’s called IMPOSSIBLE BEEFING.

Moo.

Yoga class was a drag today. Two of the cutest women in my class were having an impossible beef; and, I couldn’t ask either of them out for herb tea and Goji Berries. BUMMER!!!!!! It’s hard being a S.N.A.G. (sensitive new age guy).

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 28, 2023