beef

Another word for conflict, open hostility or a fight.

-Did you hear Justin picked beef with all the black boys?

-You missed some proper beef last night.

by xflarex May 26, 2006

to beef

the verb of beef, suggesting you want to start beef with someone

being defined
lets beef them
im going to beef them

by danthedon1 March 08, 2016

beef

"Food" with fecal matter on it because the slaughterhouse rips the poor animal's body apart so violently that his intestines burst. People eat it after cooking it. They think eating burned feces material is fine, then are ridiculous enough to turn around and ridicule gays for having anal sex.

Millions of pounds of beef are being recalled because of E. Coli contamination.

by Richard Peterson October 01, 2007

Beefed

Similar to queefing, however this phenomenon occurs during the act of fellatio when the giving party burps while the penis is in the oral cavity.

Tyler: Wow, you give great head Steve.

Steve: (Nasty burp!)

Tyler: Ewww, you just beefed, didn't you?

Steve: Yeah, I totally beefed dude. Sorry.

by AlbertaBeef2 April 30, 2009

beef

as opposed to a queef.
it's a penis fart.
instead of a vagina fart.

"ouch, I just beefed."
"damn son, that must've HURT!"

by hannahchescasteviejulia September 06, 2007

beef

Cocaine, yes cocaine.

my nose is bloody from bumpin' too many beefers!

by rolo tamasi February 23, 2006

impossible beef

impossible beef — A fight between two vegans is called an “impossible beef”; it named after the vegan meat product that looks and tastes like “real beef” (to people not familiar with the taste of a good cut of beef, that is.)

The problem arises in the age of political correctness and cancel culture when it is considered a micro-aggression to say that two vegans; or, two vegetarians are “beefing’” when they are involved in an argument. Since vegetarians and vegans were offended by the terms “beef” “beefin’”, beefing, or it’s variants, it begged the question:

What is it called when two vegans argue?

Thank SCIENCE for both the COVID-19 vaccine and the answer to this cultural riddle. When non-meat eaters are fighting it’s called IMPOSSIBLE BEEFING.

Moo.

Yoga class was a drag today. Two of the cutest women in my class were having an impossible beef; and, I couldn’t ask either of them out for herb tea and Goji Berries. BUMMER!!!!!! It’s hard being a S.N.A.G. (sensitive new age guy).

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 28, 2023