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Beaver Heaver

When one is fellating another and vomits on their genitals, and then, proceeds to engage in coitus with their partner using the expelled contents as lubrication to achieve skeetdom.
a) "That Beaver Heaver, Harold, spewed his dinner in my clam and plowed me into 2012 until he skeeted. I didn't wake up until Tuesday and my boss fired me. I smell like Taco Bell now."

b) "Man, Tony, that slag was so dry I had to beaver heave into her snatch just to beast the broad and get my skeet-skeet on."
by 'Plif April 3, 2010
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Beaver Lining

-noun.
1.The pink matter is found just beyond the pussy lips, including the entire vaginal canal.
2.The velvety soft inner wonders of a woman's honey pot.
3.The inside of a furry beaver's coat.
"I tagged her furry little twat til the beaver lining was bruised!"

"I heard that Snapple only uses the best stuff on earth... but, I wonder where they get their beaver lining?"

"I was balls deep in beaver lining!"
by Wellseasoned March 19, 2010
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Fuzzy Beaver

Yet another colloquialism for vagina. However, it's more fun to say.
Heather likes to get her fuzzy beaver hammered, by several guys (and girls) on Thursday nights in the McDonalds bathroom.
by ThaBigCheesy October 1, 2010
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thrustin beaver

1- A humorous term used to describe rough sex with a belieber (Justin bieber fan).

2- To describe rough sex with a childish female.
tom: "hey man I was scoping out some chicks after the bieber concert"
shaun: "any nice ones?"
tom: "yeah there was one with a really nice set of melons, I got her back to mine for a little thrustin beaver"
shaun: "nice, hope she was legal"
by judgelead March 12, 2014
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beaver dam

The feminine version of cock block; i.e. a girl who stands in the way of another girl who wants to talk to or meet a guy. Can be used as a noun or verb.
Who is that beaver dam?
She totally beaver dammed me!
by Jennifer December 25, 2004
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Line beaver

A person (or persons) who disrupts the natural flow of a lineup or queue, much like Canada’s finest five-cent-piece-gracing animal would a stream. The line beaver will rear its ugly head at the least opportune time … like when you’re in a lineup. As the line beaver reaches the cashier, his or her natural instincts kick in and the dam begins to take shape. Characteristics of line-beaverism include, but are not limited to, scrounging for exact change, requesting price checks, coupon sorting, and asking long-winded questions that would be better directed to the customer service desk.
“Hey, let’s jump in the Express lineup—it’s only five people deep… oh wait a sec, (together) LINE BEAVER!
by Cloudsley Hoodspith May 30, 2009
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beaver patrol

Horny dudes on the look out for unsuspecting young beavers.
Excuse me maam,We are the beaver patrol checking beavers!Please comply.
by TokerX August 27, 2003
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