bathroom cactus

a cactus in you're bathroom that would get you all the bitches #yurt #fishlife #termisgay

dude i was going to take a shit at a friends house then i saw his bathroom cactus that shit was hard

by salmon69420 March 13, 2022

bathroom burrito

A burrito which has been warmed using a bathroom radiator, usually while wrapped in foil.

"Just had a great bathroom burrito."
"Was it good and hot?"
"Yeah, that radiator has been cranking all day."

by GiddyHedge March 14, 2014

bathroom ramen

A culinary delicacy prepared exclusively in the restroom, often in moments of sheer desperation or culinary rebellion. This eccentric dish, born from the murky waters of the bathroom sink or, God forbid, the bathtub, signifies a true testament to one's dedication to instant gratification and questionable hygiene standards. Commonly associated with college dorms, late-night coding sessions, and individuals like "ThePrimeagen."

"Steven was so engrossed in his coding project that his only option was bathroom ramen."

"Dude, that's some hardcore dedication to his craft."

by DerreksaurusRex June 6, 2023

Bathroom Guillotine

When a male goes to the bathroom to urinate and does not remove his belt, so he unzips his pants and sticks his penis through the opening through the front of the boxers and through his zipper opening.

"Dude i went to the bathroom and i was about to zip up my pants, then i stopped myself before i gave myself a bathroom guillotine!"

by Redsxfan34 April 19, 2010

Bathroom Hopping

The thing you do when you ask to leave the classroom and don’t wanna go back so you hide you inside multiple bathrooms for a while. This is used when your stupid school makes u sign into the bathroom becuase of vapers so you can only be in the bathroom for 7 minutes

Girl: why weren’t you in class
Girl 2: hahah I was bathroom hopping

by dumbteen October 2, 2018

bathroom lord

A bathroom lord is someone who claims, and or stays in the bathroom to long

"Chloe is such a bathroom lord, all she does is put on her make-up."

by Disco Anus May 1, 2014

Bathroom Fug.

When some has a dump in the bathroom, then closes the door, sometimes without flushing. The next person to open the door and go into the bathroom is the victim of the Bathroom Fug.

Queen of England: Oh Lordy, I went into the lavatory to be met by the most overpowering Bathroom Fug.
Prince Philip: Yes...erm...one of the corgies, I believe.

by Inventive, no? June 16, 2009