Chef's Basket 

When a man has a lady gape her asshole, fills her colon with whipped cream, and dunks his testes inside.

I whipped up a chef's basket before with my lady. It provided a nice mocha-colored moisturizer for my balls.

Chef's Basket by RealGM OTB March 17, 2011

biscuit in the basket 

Putting a ball/puck in the goal to score

Max couldn't put the biscuit in the basket against Forest Lake

biscuit in the basket by aljfdafjioejfe October 18, 2016

hanging over the basket 

hanging over the basket is an expression used mostly on industrial and business environments that refers to an individual being on a powerless or difficult situation with limited options to get past it. It is also used as a threatening expression that shows that an individual has the power to control or manipulate someone else.

- I've been trying to get a raise so I can't really complain about some of my job's situation. My boss has me hanging over the basket!

- If you don't have that package shipped by Wendesday, mark my words, I'll have you hanging over the basket...

hanging over the basket by osnoflaster February 15, 2018

nigger basket 

Any correctional facility.

Get me out of this goddamn nigger basket.
Why is Hitler in this nigger basket.
What is a cracker doing in this nigger basket.

Black Person: "Where am I going?"
Police officer: "To the nigger basket."

nigger basket by Fried Chicken Lover April 16, 2008

bachelor basket 

Smaller shopping baskets placed in stacks near the carts in grocery stores. Useful for picking up only a few items. Usually used by single shoppers on their occasional decision to eat in.

"Hey check out the guy with the bachelor basket stocking it with the Hot Pockets.."

bachelor basket by H47 January 16, 2009

twat basket

1. Insult form based on the supposition that a slang word for genitalia combined with the name of a means of carrying or storing other things becomes inherently offensive. Other examples include 'wank satchel', 'cunt holster', 'dick pouch' and 'cock laptop carry case'.

2. A particularly Twattish person

3. A basket used to store twats in

1. In order to horribly insult someone, I merely combine a slang word for the genitals and a noun describing a means of carrying or storing things.

2. Roger is such a twat basket.

3. Do you like my new twat basket? I got it from Ikea.

twat basket by Gaviiii March 11, 2008

Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket 

Very random display of disgust or surpise. Also used to emphasize a point being made, or to just humor your friends. First uttered by a by a dick football coach from a small town in Kansas.

Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket!!! That was the shittiest block I've ever seen.
Guess what Chris? I got laid last night! "Well Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket, it's about time."

Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket by Brian Ball April 25, 2006