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the tit's bananas

a person, place, thing, or idea that is awesome as hell and you want everyone to know it. it could be something or someone you saw, or a crazy idea that you think is really funny or actually cool.
did you see those two girls at the atm machine? yeah bro, they are the tit's bananas!

yo dude, there is gonna be a 2 hour special on cats in a few minutes. THIS IS GONNA BE THE TIT'S BANANAS.
by CLORN PUCK SART October 9, 2010
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Bananas in pyjamas

Bloody hell Mike your bananas in pyjamas! Get it cut!

Sorry Martha
by James December 17, 2004
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close, but no bananas

a variation of the more familiar, 'close, but no cigar.'

the little known phrase spawned from a conversation between a group of intellects in a small neighborhood bar on a weeknight. however, its true origin would be the confused mind of Meredith.

traditionally a phrase used by competing golfers. the new variation has yet to be clearly defined, but is assumed to be condescending.
Guy: Wait, isn't this song a Rolling Stones cover?
Girl: Um close, but no bananas
Guy: ...???
by G&T2009 January 31, 2009
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rotten bananas

The best form of rotten fruit/vegetable to throw when a comedian is doing poorly. It's better than rotten tomatoes because, in addition to covering the person in smelly pulp, there's actually a good chance of putting out their eye.
COMEDIAN: So, what's up with the black boxes on planes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of them? Sounds like something George Bush came up with!

SPECTATOR: Dude, shut the fuck up! *throws rotten bananas*

COMEDIAN: OH GOD, MY EYE!
by Little Nerd May 6, 2006
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Bananabump

when you have a ' banana ' on your pants, and you use this current state, to purposefully run into a hot chick so she cant get a feel
sarah - oh boy that jock gave me the best bananabump in the club yesterday
by sourjugs November 6, 2011
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Bananas

A yellow fruit grown in tropical climates which is shaped oddly like mans penis, which is why it is often used by health teachers to demonstrate proper use of a condom.
Bananas: nom nom nom nom
by Don_Leno November 2, 2008
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