Baltimore signing

Signing a photograph with a cock ring.

The DJ WAS Baltimore signing his photos.

by steadyfreddie April 22, 2011

baltimore COUNTY

A county north of the city of Bawltimer that is completely useless except for its reputation as a "hotbed" of lacrosse and the annual Hunt Cup. The kids there think they have money, but that's only because they've only been exposed to Bawltimer city and county. When they grow up they get exposure to NYC and they see they're really just either white trash who's daddy couldn't hack it on Wall Street so he took a job at LeggMason, or they're the ugly jews who were ostracized in New York City so they had to come to Bawltimer to fit in.

An LSAT analogy... "BABYLON is to LEPER COLONY as MANHATTAN is to BALTIMORE COUNTY"

by Rick Salomon September 21, 2005

Baltimore Basket

When you shit in a plastic bag from 711 and throw it into active traffic.

That guy gave me the finger yesterday so I gave him the ol' Baltimore basket while I was at the crosswalk.

by Irukandji July 11, 2007

baltimore eggroll

to turn a shit covered condom inside out, fill it with the build of semen(smegma) tie a knot in the condom then microwave and serve as desired.

guy 1: what do you got to eat in the fridge?

guy2: if your really hungry i got some leftover baltimore eggroll from last night, its all yours.

guy 1:fuck you thats not an eggroll thats a condom full of shit and cum!, screw you!

by pleasureboy1000 April 24, 2010

Baltimore Parking Spot

A "Baltimore Parking Spot" is anywhere you damn well please as long as you put your hazard flashers on and remain oblivious to the lane of traffic you've just shut down.

Don't worry yo, I'll get me a Baltimore Parking Spot while you go inside and find your stash.

by Robert Hawk December 23, 2009

Baltimore City Shuffle

The act of stumbling around the streets like an idiot after shooting up heroin.

I caught Brian doing the Baltimore City Shuffle across the Light Rail tracks last Thursday.

by アメリカへの死 December 20, 2019

Baltimore Barber Accent

Barber with an accent that makes no fucking sense.

Conversation with someone with a Baltimore Barber Accent
barber: bay boy say he wanted to get his jionmion giggalasnack apaindn a futlmanutinsees, bay boy say say jittleline my jittleyou, bittleyou until a sneeblesnap apens. pongulla ooh Snack you wanna see that attleha barnes monasnacks but no cuttle a snap a snap apns? jouhnallasnsapapns. oohsnayapakayysnns.

kid: Dumfayce!

barber: 你为什么用谷歌翻译这个

kid: gaaah!

barber: asnap akayysnns HnnsnaPaPas nsnns

kid: Get outta my face!

barber: You know you didn't.

by Man Jugs February 11, 2022