balloon land

When, after inhaling too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas), contained in a baloon, you subsequently pass out, as nitrous is used as an anasthetic.

"Shit, Pete's gone to balloon land! Hahahahaha!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

chicken ballooning

An intense sex act involving anal sex with a condom. The condom gets stuck in the anal cavity. At this point, the man chokes the girl while pressing on her stomach causing her to fart and expand the balloon out of her anus like a balloon. The man then pops the condom like a balloon and orgasms. Particularly popular for those with a balloon fetish.

"I was chicken ballooning this whore and it was awesome."

by chicken balloning June 27, 2014

Balloon-gate

A political scandal, usually one with national security implications, in the making.

By popping the Chinese balloon on Feb 4 2023, Biden probably avoided balloon-gate.

by Sexydimma February 5, 2023

Slamming The Balloon

Male on male anal sex where as the receiver has a bad case of hemorrhoids.

"Man bro Mike went deep last night slamming the balloons"

by Mikebigyboy September 9, 2018

Balloon cooter

When a vagina is tight upon entry but as you enter deeper its gets wider/looser as if you’re blowing up a balloon

Guy1: how was the sex
Guy 2: it was alright.. she had a balloon cooter though... so I had to fake a nut.

Tiffany doesn’t know what a balloon cooter is.... I think she has a balloon cooter

by Antlet7261 September 8, 2021

Columbia Balloon

When having sex with a condom and the condom slips off inside of the person receiving the giver retrieves the end of the condom and instead of removing blows it up into a balloon.

Lisa: the condom is inside of Me!!!
Jim: Hold still it's time for the Columbia balloon!!!

by BalloonArtist6969 April 21, 2018

Dick Balloon

When you are giving head but you're blowing really hard like you're inflating a balloon and nothing is happening because that's clearly not the proper technique.

"Dude she was dick ballooning me and I instantly went flaccid because who wants that?"

by RichardBalloon May 9, 2015