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balloon land

When, after inhaling too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas), contained in a baloon, you subsequently pass out, as nitrous is used as an anasthetic.
"Shit, Pete's gone to balloon land! Hahahahaha!"
by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004
mugGet the balloon landmug.

balloon handler

The person in charge of the removal and disposal of a condom for a friend while said friend is in the process of intercourse. Baloon handling is often used in the instances of a "Hot gun" or "stealthing".
"Were you really matts balloon handler last weekend, Adam?"
"Sure was, ask Beth Davis. She witnessed it".
by Burritoslayer69 May 31, 2017
mugGet the balloon handlermug.

balloon soup

Francine ripped my rubber off and balloon soup went everywhere!
by the zygorthian December 31, 2015
mugGet the balloon soupmug.

Columbia Balloon

When having sex with a condom and the condom slips off inside of the person receiving the giver retrieves the end of the condom and instead of removing blows it up into a balloon.
Lisa: the condom is inside of Me!!!
Jim: Hold still it's time for the Columbia balloon!!!
by BalloonArtist6969 April 21, 2018
mugGet the Columbia Balloonmug.

Balloon cooter

When a vagina is tight upon entry but as you enter deeper its gets wider/looser as if you’re blowing up a balloon
Guy1: how was the sex
Guy 2: it was alright.. she had a balloon cooter though... so I had to fake a nut.

Tiffany doesn’t know what a balloon cooter is.... I think she has a balloon cooter
by Antlet7261 September 8, 2021
mugGet the Balloon cootermug.

Balloon knotty

Something that looks like a tied balloon or a butthole.
Trump’s mouth is a little balloon knotty.
by Knotty69420 August 23, 2022
mugGet the Balloon knottymug.

Snow Balloons

The white substance on your balls once she cums while you fuck her.
Damn bitch you gave me some snow balloons
by Yourfavlittleman January 19, 2021
mugGet the Snow Balloonsmug.

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