by Redhairisdabom May 31, 2010
Get the Fur Bagelmug. Basically it's Stifler speak where you hook up some dirty phrase with some normal word. Usually used when trying to emphasize a point. Also good for answering machines.
Beep "Hey ass bagel what are you doing calling me so late? I'm not home right now. So go fuck a flip flop flip flop fucker before I shove it straight up your ass! Bye"
by Twiggy627770 September 12, 2005
Get the ass bagelmug. When a woman who is currently menstruating pees in a cup and let's it congeal into a fine jelly like substance. She then proceeds to spread it on a bagel and serves it to her sexual partner telling him/her that it it a bagel with strawberry jam on it.
Carol: Did you hear about Lizzy? Susan: No, what happened? Carol: Her girlfriend gave her a Strawberry bagel!! Susan: That's super hot!
by Ken-dur-uh!! October 30, 2010
Get the Strawberry bagelmug. 
A penis which is short,round and wide. Not a desirable thing, can be a result of a high-impact accident in the genetal area.
I wipped out my Bagel dong on her back last night, she was so dissapointed, girls just don't appreciate variety anymore.
by jewishdave February 22, 2011
Get the Bagel Dongmug. by deathsheep December 20, 2010
Get the Joe Bagelmug. A fat Jewish kid who is addicted to fucking bagels. They are seen very commonly at your local synagogue. Don’t give them cream cheese.
Jacob: Did you see Jeremy in the bathroom? He was fucking a bagel.
Theresa: omfg what a bagel flicker
Theresa: omfg what a bagel flicker
by #1BaglFlckr August 31, 2023
Get the Bagel Flickermug.