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banana the only 'fruit' that bends. fruit meaning gay person.
oh ya such a banana, banana the only fruit that bends!!!
Banana by mippy October 17, 2004
When describing a time or distance, or both at the same time a single unit of measure should be used. The unit of banana can be used to describe a time, a distance or even a rating scale for hotness of people.
That walk is so long it must take 339 bananas to get there. I cannot believe it took me 87 bananas long to finish that pizza.

Me: I'd rate him about 455 bananas.
Friend: Damn girl he must be hot!!!
Banana by jlcupcake May 25, 2011
(person 1) we need some bananas!!
(person 2) i aint got none
(person 1) then taste my cum!! instead of bananas
Banana by xxpockpockxx May 21, 2009
Very dangerous monsters that will always win in rock, paper scissors because of their skill to eat the opponent and then eat themselves.
If someone were to play rock, paper scissors then whoever chooses banana automatically wins the game.
Banana by Roflollaclafsr May 8, 2010
A boy in a small town that is made fun of constantly, for having a small crooked dick. Also colored with a yellow tint.
Jeff: Your a banana.
Ryan: You pecker head!!!
banana by santana y sancho March 27, 2011
A handgun; 9mm, 45, Mac 10, etc.
"if he starts shit with me i'll show him the banana"
Banana by Jake Billick December 31, 2006