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Brandon

a jolly asian fellow that is always filled with cheer.
whata Brandon.

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by slawisgood December 6, 2010
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The biggest jerk you will ever meet. Self-absorbed, selfish, player who does not care about anyone else's feelings but his own. Brandon also does not see himself to do any wrong. Its always your fault.
I hate Brandon
by honesthazeleyes July 18, 2011
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An edgy kid with weird elbows who cant read. Likely to scream "Yolo" to hide his homosexuality amongst his alpha Male friends
That kid just srceamed "Yolo". Porbably a Brandon.
by Thomas.J.Bean May 27, 2020
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A huge dick. Known as a fucking asshole and has a small penis.
Brandon is suck a Brandon
by Dondomflim June 3, 2017
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Brandon is the most generous person in the world. He is normally funny and kind. Has big dick energy. Always makes you smile or buys you packs of m&m’s without you asking for them. He’s one of the greatest guys to be friends with. He will always facetime you just to make sure you’re happy and to see how you are. Brandon will always know how to break the ice in any situation. In my opinion you really need a Brandon as your best friend but not my Brandon because he’s my best friend. He doesn’t have a big dick but who needs a big dick when you have a big heart.
“Brandon snapped me and asked if I wanted M&M’s so he bought me 2 packs!”
by country girl69 December 15, 2019
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A sweet guy that girls flock to. He is intelligent, funny, and handome as hell. Once you make eye contact with him, you fall into his dark brown eyes and it's so hard to get out, he cares about everything and is sometimes picky but he is loyal and also stubborn. He's a rare find.
Oh is that Brandon? Damn he lookin fine as hell.
by Wutupmydood May 7, 2017
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The most amazing guy out there, he is so loving and is an amazing kisser. He is the most awesome guy you will ever meet. His dick is so big. He is very attractive and loves cuddles. One of the most funny guys you will ever meet and will almost make you pee yourself from laughing. If you river meet a brandon be sure not to mess up with him or you will regret it.
Person 1 : He is sooo attractive

Person 2 : he must be a brandon

Person 1 : yeah he has a big dick
by ;) memer (: June 4, 2017
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