BONK!

When the scout from team fortress asks if anybody is keeping track of any of the heads he's battered in with his metal bat.

Scout TF2: "Hey, is someone keeping track of my heads batted in? Bonk!"
Heavy TF2: "No"

by absolutely BONKers! August 3, 2023

Bonk

A sound that takes places when a soft thing hits a hard thing

He found out the hammer was bonkable by hitting it against a library wall and shout eureka but then the bookshelf collapsed and he went to prison

by JingleJingle123 March 14, 2023

bonk bonk

1. Crazy
2. Get knocked tf out

1. You don’t want any part of her. She’s bonk bonk.
2. Dude got hit so hard he went bonk bonk.

by Waxnsteel December 6, 2023

bonk

Another word relating to having sexual intercourse with someone.

“Hey bro do you wanna bonk?”
“hell yeah”

by paeu January 31, 2020

bonk

The cry of the bonk warrior. The mating call between bonk lovers. The life, blood, and creed of your everyday bonker.

"Bonk.io is down today."
"Bonk this. Just gonna have to play some other bonking online game."
"Bonk!"

by JUMPBAMBINO April 20, 2018

Bonk

Wolf in Russian

Random Russian dude: *sees wolf*
Same Russian dude: “Bonk!!!”

by 🥔❤️🤣 October 13, 2019

BONK

1. The act of hitting someone on the head

2. Something that is said before you go to Horny Jail

*Bonk!*

Go to horny jail.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 1, 2022