[blow job handle bars]

when a girl wheres pigtails and gives a guy head. they give a guy something to hold on to and pull.

dude, sally totally wore blow job handle bars last nigh. It was fucking hot!!

by sexyazzbabe914 March 21, 2009

Chicago Bears

The greatest football team of all time. Has the most wins of any team in the NFL. They also have the most hall-of-famers.

The Chicago Bears are the greatest team of all time.

by Pauly Corona January 9, 2006

barse sweat

the sweaty residue on your barse after sex

i was riding yer one for 3 hours and i conjured up almighty barse sweat which took 3 rolls of bog roll to clear up.

by sirweighalot March 26, 2009

Barsup Nortrone

Noun-

1) Lazy, Hairy, Uncoordinated

2) An individual who prides himself on sleep, rather than ever partying.

3) An individual who claims to be "buff", but wouldn't know what a dumbbell was if it hit him in the head

4) Mr. Principe's SON

Person 1- "Did you try calling him?"
Person 2- " I did, but it went straight to voicemail"
Person 1- "But it's 4 o clock..."
Person2- "What a Barsup Nortrone"

by moresh April 15, 2010

barsbian

A woman who is into other women but only when it can get her attention and free drinks from men.

"Did you see Linda making out with Katie? That's hot. Do they ever get it on?"

"Nah, Linda's just a barsbian"

by brotherwayne September 2, 2013

Barskank, Alaska

Barskank, Alaska is where horrible sluts (commonly known as Eskiho's) spawn and eventually migrate toward the bars of the world. Parasitic in nature, they feed off of unsuspecting men with empty promises of sexual reimbursement. As a result, they drain the confidence and bank account of any prey they seek.

Barskank, Alaska is fun to visit but somebody should really just nuke the place.

by Stevie LaLa September 3, 2016

Barslt leep

A term describing an unfortunately located birthmark. This may be on the face, ass cheek, or any other location which is especially embarrassing.

"Ya Dude, she was really hot, but she had a barslt leep on her ass so I decided not to hit it.

by BelzonIII March 8, 2019