Darlene Blast

when you squander over the possible ways to infiltrate ones asshole

Damn, last night she Darlene Blasted me so good I came twice

by darleneblaster101 July 1, 2019

Gas Blast

To fart into a fan that is aimed at your target.

Jennifer got a serious gas blast from her sister while innocently watching TV.

by Tammer the Slammer September 30, 2011

ranch blasted

Shooting your cool ropes into your woman's Hidden Valley

I hadn't cum in so long that last night I ranch blasted my girlfriend

by bácón September 2, 2022

blast off

Taking a hit of DMT (Dimethyltryptamine), as this will be your rocket ship to the moon!

It's been a long night, time to blast off and watch the sunrise.

by pocketfrog May 5, 2011

Fire Blast

Fingering a girl after eating spicy food (Wings, tabasco etc.) and accidentally forgetting to wash your hands.
The Catch is that you actually think that you're amazing due to the screaming until she tells you that it burns uncontrollably - then you do the math and figure it all out.

I accidentally Fire Blasted my girlfriend last night...

Really?

Yeah, we were sitting there after i downed a dozen pickled eggs covered in Tobasco Sauce...

Her: Ooohhhh my godddd owwww
Him: Yeah wow is right you love it
Her: No it burns
Him: Oh woops...
Her: Woops what?
Him: Never mind Baby...

by Boumeester June 11, 2006

blast a load

Act of taking an unusually forceful shit.

"I don't know if it was the hot wings or the meatloaf, but I seriously have to blast a load"

"Somebody blasted a load all over the place in here! Damn, that's nasty."

by Severance August 11, 2006

Blast a dookie

1. To take a poo

1. Would you excuse me, I gotta blast a dookie.

by JD Christie February 25, 2004