bang blabber

The stupid shit people say whilst in the act of intercourse, presumably to arouse their partners. Examples include "Your dick is so hard/big", "you're so wet", "you feel so good inside of me", "you're gonna make me cum so hard", etc. This occurs exponentially more frequently in adult films-likely for the viewing pleasure of the audience.

Mike 1: Yo I slayed this slam piece over the weekend
Mike 2: How was it?
Mike 2: Pretty awesome, but her bang blabber was fucking annoying

by Mike and Mike the Accountants June 10, 2017

Rocky Balboa Syndrome

The constant urge to masterbait or "beat your meat" in sub zero temperatures.

I'm really concerned about Ryan's obsession with meat lockers. I think he has Rocky Balboa Syndrome.

by VariableY July 2, 2017

Balrog Balboa

A dream team still undefeated.

Balrog Balboa must break thee.

by Vin Nguyen August 3, 2017

main ballbag

‘main ballbag’ is someone who is trying too hard to be the main character, and showing off their dry ass personality

‘omg i have so many people after me’ - says oscar bullard

‘omg oscar stop trying to be the main ballbag in town’ - says aimee and sydney

by aimee and sydney July 14, 2021

Beat it like Rocky Balboa

The act of masturbating for someone else while punching oneself in (and often) inside the vagina.

Hey bro, how did it go with that girl last night?

Bro! I got her to beat it like Rocky Balboa!

Dang bro, that's tight.

by Rocky Broboa December 16, 2011

Bad Like Balboa

Having major street respect; minds own business until someone puts his back against the ropes! Then he comes out swinging with the eye of the tiger! Grooooowl!

Ole boy got mad squabbles! He Bad Like Balboa cause he handled them fools messing with his weed like they name was Clubber or Drago! What a knockout! He flyin high now!

by Terry Bad Ice January 12, 2018

5th Degree Ballbag

Criminal Offense charge that is received when commiting acts of ballbagery.

Complaining about your neighbors loud music on a Sunday to someone who doesn't care? You'll be charged with a 5th Degree Ballbag.

by FishFinder36 April 27, 2022