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backseat babysitter

When you're the person who's sitting in back with another person or persons you don't know too well or just met, and you have to entertain /talk to them. #wishiwasinthepassengerseatcuzthisisawkward
Friend 1: I'm mad at my Mike.
Friend 2: Why?
Friend 1:
Because I had to be the backseat babysitter to that random while ya'll sat in front chillin.
Friend 2: That was Brandon
Friend 1: I don't f******know him tho!
by BitchyGoose June 15, 2019
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Backseat freestyle

A very strange song by Kendrick Lamar in his album “good kid,m.a.a.d city” that was the third song of the album
by KanyeEast88 February 22, 2022
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Backseat Girlfriend

The term "backseat girlfriend" typically refers to a relationship dynamic where one partner is not fully prioritized or is treated as secondary, often being kept at a distance while the other partner engages with someone else or focuses on other aspects of their life. This phrase can imply that the person in the "backseat" role is not actively involved in decision-making or significant events in their partner's life, akin to a passenger rather than a co-pilot.
Cid: "The killer used a different type of playing card to describe each of its victims.'
Alexia: "Ha Ha. You're still the same useless little pooch (Cid). Aren't you?"
Cid: "Miss Alexia, what's with the sudden backseat girlfriend behavior?"
by TheToesKnows December 3, 2024
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Backseat Banger

A backseat banger is someone who was invited to a threesome but doesnt do anything but sit in a corner to tell the other guy what to do, similar to a backseat driver.
Girl: should we invite Jeff to our house for a threesome?

Guy: no, I've heard that he is such a "backseat banger" ong
by ▪◾⬛◾▪ July 20, 2022
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backseat badger

A backseat badger is someone who gets frequently banged in the backseat wether it is their own car, their parents’ car, or their hook up’s honda civic
Ryan: yo, I never knew clarissa was such a Backseat Badger.
Todd: Yeah she’s banged in the backseat with the whole football team
by Ronald Ayum June 16, 2023
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Egg in the backseat

Someone who is emotionally fragile, sensitive, or going through a rough patch — you have to handle them with extra care, patience and understanding, like driving carefully because there’s an egg sitting in your backseat that you do not want to crack.
Example 1:
“Go easy on Jake today, he’s an egg in the backseat.”

Example 2:
“I’ve been an egg in the backseat all week — just trying not to fall apart.”

Example 3:
“She might snap if you push too hard. Total egg in the backseat energy.”

Example 4:

“I’ve been feeling like an egg in the backseat lately — one wrong bump and I might lose it.”
by Thejocdoc October 23, 2025
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Backseat yoga

Performing multi sex acts and positions in backseat of small car.
They were doing some serious backseat yoga.
by Yoga Bob January 19, 2023
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