backseat cleaning

When your parent or parents tell you what to clean as you're cleaning, which is completely unnecessary.

"John, don't forget to dust. Oh, while you're dusting, make sure you're getting the edges of the fan. And vacuum after you're done. And while you're vacuuming, get underneath the couch."
"For fuck's sake, mom, enough with the backseat cleaning!"

by GK162248 September 25, 2013

Backseat DJ

I'm a DJ at a nightclub in Torquay, England. There's nothing more annoying than a Backseat DJ - the guy that comes up to your DJ Booth and goes "Mate, I don't like what you're playing - if you play insert random genre of music here the dancefloor will fill up!" or "Play something good" - tell you what, here's the decks and mixer, off you go if you think you can do better! ;)

Some backseat DJ was trying to tell me what to play all night - played what he asked for and the floor emptied!

by Kermie_K October 18, 2014

Backseat driver

A computer-illiterate person who tries to yell instructions to someone who is well aware of what should be done. This advice is usually incorrect, misguided, and unwanted; it tends to be a mix of those three. Computer-literate people absolutely despise this behaviour but not the people in particular.

Wilfred: Yeah, all I'm doing is partitioning the hard disk so I can just dual-boot this laptop with Ubuntu.
Robin: Uh, dude. You can't have Windows and something else on their. It's either Windows or it's not.
Wilfred: If you don't stop being such a backseat driver I will throw your laptop out the window. Shut up now.
Robin: more incoherent nonsense here

by The Biggest of Vinnies June 13, 2015

Backseat Driver

A passenger who attemps to take control of a driver using mental telekinesis like a shot caller.

You always telling me I'm in the water stop being a backseat driver!

by Spoodergirl March 12, 2019

Backseat Gamer

Someone who tells someone what to do while playing a video game

Someone who tells someone what to do while playing a video game

Backseat Gamer: Go left! Go right! Jump! JUMP! JUMP!!!!!

*dies*

Gamer: Can you stop backseating?

by geomtaeee November 12, 2022

backseat changeup

A backseat changeup is what happens after a double date when you're all so drunk you get into the wrong car's back seat and fuck some dope you don't even know.

Jeff) Oh hey Bill, how did you and Caron like our double date last night?
Bill) I thought it was a lot of fun, I'm concerned that I pulled a backseat changeup with Betty though.
Jeff)

by Whatsaspacebar? December 22, 2008

Backseat Air [Backseat] [Air] [Driver]

When the person/persons in the backseat of any vehicle gets blasted by high velocity wind, be it cold or hot.

This is due the lethal combination of open windows and high speeds. The Driver is then referenced as a "douche bag", especially if it is done intentionally.

This can also be done as a deterrent for driving someone that the Driver particularly doesn't like driving around. As well the Driver reserves the right to pretend like they can't hear the person in the back seat, pleading for mercy.

"Woah! Dude put up the fucking windows, I'm getting some hardcore backseat air!"

Joe:"Man, Jake was being such a douche bag."
Gary: "Awe, pulling the old Backseat Air eh?"

Backseat Occupant: "Yo! Roll up the windows!"
Driver: "WHAT!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

Backseat Air Backseat Air Driver

by KaibaYoMama December 20, 2008