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Awkward meet and greet

The concept of taking 2 people who have an embarrassing connection with each other (whether it's an ex boyfriend/girlfriend, someone who got rejected by that person at a prior time, or just 2 people who have been known not to like each other) and introducing them to each other as if it's the first time they've ever met, thus making the situation very awkward. The best way is to push them close to each other and force them to shake hands.

This can be fun as a way to get small revenge on someone, or just for a good laugh. It's better doing it in a public place with a larger crowd such as a concert, sporting event, ect.

An awkward meet and greet, however, should NEVER be done with 2 people who are known to have a serious issue with one another, as it could lead to further problems if both people are unaware of the joke. Do at own risk.
John is with his best friend Bill at a concert where he sees Rachel, a girl Bill had asked out a few times but kept getting denied by with lame excuses.

John: (walking over to Rachel) Rachel, Rachel!

Rachel: What's up?

John: You've got to come over here to meet my friend (brings her over to Bill and pushes them together forcing them to shake hands)

Rachel and Bill: (Both with uncomfortable looks on their face)

John: Rachel this is Bill, Bill this is Rachel. I'd just thought I'd introduce my 2 good friends to each other.

Rachel: Oh... hey.

Bill: Uh, hey. (Walks away and pulls John with him) You suck, what was that for? That was so awkward.

John: Haha that's payback for not covering me last weekend, nothing like a good ol' awkward meet and greet!
by Do it live! September 22, 2012
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Awkward

The word white women can use to describe anything.
White girl #1: Hi
White girl #2 :OMG u r so totally awkward
by Mel Flippin Gibson January 13, 2014
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Awkward Man Touch

The act of one man silently approaching another man and creepily sliding the back side of his hand down his cheek. often a creepy whisper may be included in the ear of the victim. May appear gay but often done in jest. Performed by the lovable, creepy uncle
Luke Whispered "Evening, Patawon" into the ear of his friend as him nailed him with an awkward man touch
by PersonWithDiabetes December 20, 2008
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awkward tent

a physical sign recognizing that an awkward moment has occured, or warning that a supremely awkward moment may occur if you don't watch out. an awkward tent is made by raising both arms above the head, elbows bent and fingertips touching, forming a "tent" above you. once the awkward tent is made, it has been acknowledged that an awkward moment has indeed occured, and everyone in the room can get on with whatever they were doing.
"Guys, is it weird to get festering red hives. . . down there?" asked Polly, loudly and to the entire dinner table.
Everyone put up their awkward tents.
by OmiOmi August 2, 2006
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Awkward Sex Moment

Awkward sex moments happen when watching a film with new friends/parents/anyone and there is a sex scene in it, one which makes everyone watching feel awkward.
TV: Why dont we go over to the bed...
Guy1: Awkward...
Guy2: AWKWARD SEX MOMENT! FAST FORWARD!
TV: Mmmmmm...
Guy1&Guy2: AAAAH! Total "Awkward Sex Moment".
by BrokebackValley September 5, 2009
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awkward ratio

An equal number of guys and girls together, in a non-dating situation. The girls make sure it's clear they're unattached to their guy friends in public.
Why didn't Kristen come with you?

She's staying home tonight to preserve the ratio. One more girl and it would be a awkward ratio.
by Tooth Hurty September 12, 2005
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Awkward Stalling

When inside a public washroom, when little or no one is occupying the stalls, and someone picks the stall right next to yours.
"Dude, you gave me stage fright with your awkward stalling!"
by Wednesday10 January 18, 2010
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