Awkward Eggs

1. An obligatory meal following a one-night-stand and preceding the walk of shame, often characterized by such blundering phrases as, "Soooo...your name again...right, right..." and, "guess we should trade numbers just in case any tests pop up positive, yeah…?"

2. When last night’s booty call has not yet securely left the premises as another date arrives promptly for breakfast

*Note to a playa: in the situation awkward eggs occurs, playas may want to brush up on such skillz as 1: Ambiguity (play dumb) & 2: Proximity (get the hell outta there son!)

"She was standing around in his kitchen in a cheap wrinkled sundress from the night before..."
"What'd you DO?"
"I ate my eggs and got the f* outta there!"
"Well shiiiit, ain't dat some awkward eggs!"

by Really???????? April 29, 2010

zooted balooted septuted philaminuted agawambooted

it is a way to express a high so intense that normal words could never describe

dudeeeeeeee, after that 5 blunt rotation i am zooted balooted septuted philaminuted agawambooted!

by Tayrika Kwomp December 31, 2008

Awkward Llama

Same idea as awkward turtle except you use one hand. Do the "Rock On" sign except with your 2 inner fingers touching your thumb. Then do a waving motion with your newly formed llama.

Used in the same situations as awkward turtle(except different hand motions and its an awkward llama.)

by kickenchicken92 January 21, 2009

awawaw

it means something to do with love or intercourse

teacher:"im going to go to miss **** to talk about you"
kids:''awawaw"

by gerashiboy January 20, 2011

Awkwardman

a person who drives around in their awkwardmobile
someone allergic to peanuts
someone that has no friends

look at her sitting alone, what an awkwardman

by Janet Wiess January 17, 2011

awkward

a word used by prude or unattractive girls in situation in which they feel weirded out by the presence of a confident young guy trying to make conversation

Yeaa so this guy asked me for my number at the beach yesterday and it was like so awkward

by pimp nasty April 28, 2007

ahawa

a filler word that can take the place of any other word.

Whats that ahawas name again?

by Gage8452165465189152 May 11, 2007