australian mustache

Finely trimmed pubic hair on a man or a woman.
Your mother's skirt was so short I could see her australian mustache.
by Capt. Morgan March 09, 2007
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Australian Zimberwak

The sexual act of a male ejaculated on a woman's face then proceeding to blow dry it dry. The male then scrapes the dry cum off of her face and forces the cum into her vagina with his finger and then goes on to eat her out.
Guy 1: Dude I just had an Australian Zimberwak. It was horribly awesome!

Guy 2: Don't talk to me, that stuff is gross.
by AUSSIEgoloco973 August 28, 2011
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australian abortion

When a sheila runs up to a roo with her hands up like she's about to box him so that he kicks her in the uterus. This is a 100% effective contraceptive
Plan B is too expensive, just pop over to the outback and get an Australian abortion.
by i'm on smoko March 19, 2018
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Australian beef

one of two non-beef-related products:

1) McDonald's meat patties

2) my Australian cock
have you tried Australian beef?
by assbastard April 11, 2007
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Australian Lumberjack

When you're doing your girlfriend, you take her arm, break it, shove it up her ass, then take a crap in her mouth and tape it shut.
Ow, I just got Australian Lumberjacked, now I need a Band-Aid
by Crotch Scrotuzzle April 28, 2011
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Australian Wanking

Slapping another person in the face with your penis. This is very similar to hobknocking, but different in the violence associated. Often used to incite duels among gentlemen.
I can't believe John was Australian Wanking on the bus. That's disgusting.

Jacobo Australian wanked onto my face, so we're meeting tonight at midnight.
by Jimyyter October 20, 2009
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