by Capt. Morgan March 09, 2007
The sexual act of a male ejaculated on a woman's face then proceeding to blow dry it dry. The male then scrapes the dry cum off of her face and forces the cum into her vagina with his finger and then goes on to eat her out.
Guy 1: Dude I just had an Australian Zimberwak. It was horribly awesome!
Guy 2: Don't talk to me, that stuff is gross.
Guy 2: Don't talk to me, that stuff is gross.
by AUSSIEgoloco973 August 28, 2011
When a sheila runs up to a roo with her hands up like she's about to box him so that he kicks her in the uterus. This is a 100% effective contraceptive
by i'm on smoko March 19, 2018
have you tried Australian beef?
by assbastard April 11, 2007
When you're doing your girlfriend, you take her arm, break it, shove it up her ass, then take a crap in her mouth and tape it shut.
by Crotch Scrotuzzle April 28, 2011
by msgrandman April 01, 2010
Slapping another person in the face with your penis. This is very similar to hobknocking, but different in the violence associated. Often used to incite duels among gentlemen.
I can't believe John was Australian Wanking on the bus. That's disgusting.
Jacobo Australian wanked onto my face, so we're meeting tonight at midnight.
Jacobo Australian wanked onto my face, so we're meeting tonight at midnight.
by Jimyyter October 20, 2009