The "Aussie Cigourette" is a cigarette made from already smoked cigarettes, from the little left tabbaco. Why Asustralian ? In australia, pack of cigarettes is almost 50€ and more, and so smokes are expensive. This makes people actually recyclate the used cigs, and save money. "cigourette" is a Gibberish - Aussie accent pun.
(After taking a boof)
+Oy, that cig's fokin disgoostin, where ya got em ?
-It's an aussie cigourette mate.
+Ye, no wonders.
+Oy, that cig's fokin disgoostin, where ya got em ?
-It's an aussie cigourette mate.
+Ye, no wonders.
by Někdo random October 21, 2019
When you take a couples camping trip to the middle of no where and he proceeds to bind and restrain you. Then you are blindfolded and he calls his mates out from hiding and they proceed to gangbang you. They do not speak, and they choose which hole they want next. This continues until everyone releases in and on you. His mates proceed to silently leave, and then you are unbound. This may repeat each day you are out camping. You are not allowed to inquire who was in the gangbang.
My boyfriend took me Aussie Camping this weekend and I'm still dripping cum.
Or
We went Aussie Camping nine months ago so I don't know who the father is yet.
Or
We went Aussie Camping nine months ago so I don't know who the father is yet.
by Wirrwarr February 17, 2023
In Australia, gravity works in a different way. Everything is Australia everything and everyone is upsidedown anytime you enter the borders of Australia you are flipped upside down. while this happens you will nearly Shit yourself from the speed and force that you're flipped but you will likely be fine. once you land you will be met with A hellish landscape where the water flows up and appears pink this is called the Hiller lake phenomenon. Every animal on this continent will try to end your life and guns are illegal so make sure to bring a melee weapon.
by Chernobyl Person January 06, 2022
by Chernobyl Person January 06, 2022
A guy jacks off on to a piece of toast in front of his girlfriend and she eats it for breakfast the next morning
by La Rouge July 28, 2022
Mate, we were having sex, and then she gave me the Aussie 3-minute miracle.
What’s that?
She licked me down under.
What’s that?
She licked me down under.
by Jake Down Under June 19, 2023
Retired Streamer, during his times he liked to punch holes in the wall and his consoles, until they broke, loved showing his half an inch penis on a video
by Cowchewer life August 10, 2023