sexiest man alive

A term for someone who you think could be the hottest person alive... and is technically untrue unless you have seen/met every single living man.

Johnny Depp, and Billie Joe Armstrong

Teeny Bopper: "Like... OMG! He is like, the sexiest man alive!"

"He has got to be the sexiest man alive..."

by Sarah Hayne May 13, 2005

Aliven’t

Something that is not alive

Doctor: “This paciant is Aliven’t”

by PandaHalo October 6, 2018

Cutest thing alive

NOAH.

Noah is the cutest thing alive.

by .elliebellie November 29, 2019

assvertising

Those ugly-as-sin pants that have words written across the ass-cheeks. When watching a woman assvertising while she walks, you get this effect: "hillCREST" (step) "HILLcrest" depending on which ass-cheek is up. Severely not sexy.

Look, Tanya's decided to assvertise today!

"Should I buy these pants?" "Ew, no, those are assvertising pants."

by Nikaia July 16, 2008

asie

1. a man who's fun, rules all guys on video games and is very nice. who's amazing in bed, great hair, and a smile that makes you melt. he's amazing all around.

if you combine andi and andy you get asie.

by RickPrime June 20, 2018

Asiten

When a situation is so ridiculously foolish that asinine does not properly describe it; the situation is asiten. Usually requires a 2/3 majority agreement amongst friends to elevate a situation from asinine to a level of asiten.

Friend 1 I just got a parking ticket 10 minutes after receiving a speeding ticket. This is asinine!
Friend 2 Bullshit; this is asinten!
Friend 3 All those in favor of asiten for this situation say I.

by catalpa_slang March 27, 2011

sexiest man alive

A phrase commonly used to describe James Hetfield, lead singer and rhythm guitar player of the band Metallica

James Hetfield is the sexiest man alive, especially in his tight leather pants.

by Amber November 17, 2003