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The Yahoo Apocalypse

The Yahoo Apocalypse has started be aware that people aren't as interested as answering your questions like they used to. Be very aware sport, your becoming less important to the public. It's because of the pigeons that this whole mess started. Now I don't quite understand the problem, really nothing to worry about everything is gonna be fine, yes yes don't fear it's just the fact that your now less important to me. That's right I don't care what questions you have.
Yeah now you feel sad, now you and a bunch of other people have just tasted the Apocalypse, that the pigeons have started. Yes I'm talking about those demons that don't fly away when your near them, that's simply because they don't fear us. Now don't go blaming yahoo...I can't afford to get sued. Its the pigeons that you should blame! We will all die if we don't stand up and say NO MORE, I'm not gonna sit there while you walk around me corrupting my internet, NO SIR!
PLEASE! won't you come stand with me because in front of those covered in pigeon poo cars will be me. Yes I'm not a stranger, no I don't mean any danger, and yes I want to be a Texas ranger. So get up now, yes you with the key board but down your mouse, stop doing your paper work and spend some time with your kids. The Apocalypse is coming baby! I just want you to be ready, yes you in the blue shirt your my closest friend...
The Protector Is Here No need To Fear

sources:Me...you couldn't get this anywhere else
by Quincy Wolfe/REAL NAME! October 3, 2011
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Resident Evil Apocalypse

another squeal that totally strays from the basic plot....okai, the first re movie sucked arse for it was in the spencer mansion but the spencer mansion was not portrayed as an actual mansion but a lab. the first one had no tyrant and no jill, thus theory of the movie straying from the game franchinse itself.....this sequel ofcoarse has to outdo the first movie bringing in a B.O.W for once...and a B.O.W with a more limited vocabulary than paris hilton and lil jon.....and finally has one of the main characters from the actual franchinse.....it does have characters with the similar last names as the ashfords in code veronica but is nothing like them....carlos olivera looks too rugged to b the carlos from nemesis and im guessing alice is the new alexia ashford.....they are coming out with a next re movie called extinction with clair redfield...but they do no good for this character...she does not have her trademark vest and her trademark look and seems much older than she should.......that is my opinion of this....if u think this movie was better than the game.....GET BENT MORON
some douche:dood, cant wait for the next re movie, i would say resident evil apocalypse better than the nemesis game...alice is the awesomest

me:douche have you even played nemesis? and no, alice is suppose to b a spawn of claire but the actress for claire left so they made alice instead....jill and claire are by far better characters than alice...and they made jill look shitty
by silent_but_dandy July 21, 2006
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apocalypse

An apocalypse is the end of the world as we know it. Everything and everyone will die, and there will be no more planet Earth.
The movie Dawn Of The Dead is a great example of an apocalypse
by Subway Sexxx August 16, 2005
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apocalyptic dingleberry

Apocalyptic dingleberry means disastrous occasion where something goes wrong and then refer to them as a collosal fuck up.
"Omg Daniel you are a complete apocalyptic dingleberry for telling that girl you are a professional at milf hunting "

"Fuck , I can't believe the celtics , they lost again , what a bunch of apocalyptic dingleberries ! "
by nuartraws July 23, 2011
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Apecod

Part primate, part fish, all hero. Also of high intellect and outrageous humor. Supersexyawesome and one of a kind.
I know the Mighty Apecod and you don't, you deprived person.

Apecod is the hottest being ever to exist.
by Shadowskies February 17, 2009
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Apocalypse-posting

When someone posts in their journal, blog, MySpace, etc... so much that it seems like they believe the world is coming to an end and they won't be able to post EVARGAIN.
"Dude, quit apocalypse-posting. You're flooding my friends list!"
by hilikusss February 18, 2009
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Apocamiracle

Something that is so good, that it ends up being really horrible. It's like a miracle that brings the apocalypse.
Wow! I ate so much of that great pie that I'm about to die from morbid obesity, what an Apocamiracle.
by UndeadMessenger January 14, 2010
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